Sketch 21

[rainbowbrush]

[What is that? A bird? A plane?

No, it is Relm! She is wearing an outfit that looks vaguely like a policewoman's - just with a lot of artistic interpretation. A flowing blue cape and a blue police cap complete the look.Hear me, Mayfield! No longer will the tyranny of Grady and other villains prevail! Innocent citizens have nothing to fear, now

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[prodigious_mage]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

The Cape of Tetleiwoedskbehjau, lost in the Great Flood of 15XX! Outta the way!

[Palom knocks Relm aside to run around behind her to tug on her cape.]

I love you. *cracking up* XD

[rainbowbrush]

Wha-! Hey!

[She yanks it away from him.]

What do you think you're doing?!

=D

[prodigious_mage]

Stop struggling! It's my ancient artifact; I found it first!

[This is such a blatant lie that even Palom ought to blush. He doesn't.]

[rainbowbrush]

How can it be yours? I made it!

[prodigious_mage]

You were hallucinating. This is a priceless artifact! Look at the stitching!

[rainbowbrush]

That's my stitching, idiot!

[prodigious_mage]

Yeah, right! You couldn't make something this amazing if you spent the next hundred years practicing!

[rainbowbrush]

Except I did, and I didn't even need practice! Much.

You're just jealous!

[prodigious_mage]

Well, duh. Not that I need to be since I saw it first, but it's the find of the century! They say it's the last piece of work the Bringjr god of seamstresses did before she achieved divinity!

. . . Or right after she went insane. Can't remember right now.

[rainbowbrush]

Ooohhhh. I see now! You think I'm a goddess, don't you~?!

[prodigious_mage]

Sure, if a goddess of suckiness exists. And a goddess of stealing-stuff-from-real-goddesses exists.