Oh, Dallas...never change.

Dec 15, 2008 11:07



Proctored for my mom yesterday. The SAT II/AP Chinese class was fine, and I just BS'ed to them about college and college applications. The 3rd grade Chinese class, though... Herding little kids is like herding cats. I don't know how elementary school teachers put up with this. Yeah, pediatrics is definitely out.

Decided not to head back to my apartment Sunday night as I usually do and instead watched the Cowboys game with my dad. Was fun. Good game, too. Well, entertaining, in any case. Two good offenses sputtered the entire game to the tune of 12 combined sacks, 2 interceptions, abysmal third-down coversion rates, and paltry rushing yards. In fact, by the end, both offenses realized only one rush play was working for them (yes, one play for both teams). GG, guys. At least I got some laughs.

Plus, at one point, the Giants had 5 points. 5 is a funny football score. The only way you could top that is with 4. I'd say 1, as well, but I don't think it's actually possible to have a score of one point.

Eli Manning getting sacked from so many directions at once on one play that he stays standing is likewise hilarious.

Also, to my horror, at certain angles, Eli Manning with his helmet on looks like Twilight!Robert Pattinson. D:

real life, epic fail, football

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