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I love my life, i honestly do. I have a beautiful boy sleeping... somewhere in my house, who i should probably go find. I have amazing friends (everyone at willexas). Schools fallen back into place finally. And over all it's just been good.
OH Plus the Pirates movie was amazing. I'm all for Johnny Depp any day.
well just for a little hint of humor. Katie, Rachel, Aaron and i decided we were going to rent 'Pirates' the porn spoof of Pirates of the Caribbean. WELLhunt started at down town book and video and that silly little store has a $50 rental fee for it... PLUS a no return policy if spooge or lube touches the movie. NEEDLESS TO SAY we went to Pure pleasure.... and just to buy the damn thing was $80. so we had to resort to good old Hollywood Video, where we could only get the cheap HBO version of it. well we had to hunt all over the damn store for it, and of course since we're basically all retarded we ended up having to ask for it... the conversation went somewhat like this...
me: Hi uh, we're looking for Pirates
clerk: One or two?
(Rachel trusty and i look at each other)
Rachel: no see we're looking for the adult one
*clerk sits and smiles*
Rachel: the porn version
*clerk sits, another clerk starts laughing and points to some random wall*
we end up having to resort to finding it ourselves, went back to Alexa and Wills.... ended up watching it with a million other people.
and the only thing i learned today was about scurvy Vagina. and that Candlesticks should never be used as a dildo.
now pardon me i'm off to find pretty boy toy.
OH Plus the Pirates movie was amazing. I'm all for Johnny Depp any day.
well just for a little hint of humor. Katie, Rachel, Aaron and i decided we were going to rent 'Pirates' the porn spoof of Pirates of the Caribbean. WELLhunt started at down town book and video and that silly little store has a $50 rental fee for it... PLUS a no return policy if spooge or lube touches the movie. NEEDLESS TO SAY we went to Pure pleasure.... and just to buy the damn thing was $80. so we had to resort to good old Hollywood Video, where we could only get the cheap HBO version of it. well we had to hunt all over the damn store for it, and of course since we're basically all retarded we ended up having to ask for it... the conversation went somewhat like this...
me: Hi uh, we're looking for Pirates
clerk: One or two?
(Rachel trusty and i look at each other)
Rachel: no see we're looking for the adult one
*clerk sits and smiles*
Rachel: the porn version
*clerk sits, another clerk starts laughing and points to some random wall*
we end up having to resort to finding it ourselves, went back to Alexa and Wills.... ended up watching it with a million other people.
and the only thing i learned today was about scurvy Vagina. and that Candlesticks should never be used as a dildo.
now pardon me i'm off to find pretty boy toy.