eye appointments are the lame sauce
pretty sure this is the best picture Abby and i have.
sorry just found it, and it's basically the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Anyhoo, i finally got my contacts the other day, and was hit on by the eye doctor guy. here's the conversation
"So any medication your on?"
me: No
"Birth control?"
Me: No
"Well that's a shame *weird smile*"
followed by a million other random questions, that are not necessary for how bad the state of ones eyes are in.
BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, the eye appointment was on him, I'm totally down with not having to pay for my eyes to get looked at... sorry i think it's retarded to have to pay $60 just to stare at a wall chart, and stumble through it like a moron because your expected to be able to read the bottom fucking line... just for them to say 'yep you definitely have a problem'.
But of course, good old Abby was there to make light of the situation by stating that he wants to put his penis in my mouth while touching my face. Gotta love her.