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Ugh. *Crawls out of bed* Hi. Yeah, I'm still sick.
So, what has happened since I last posted? Well, let's see, now.
1) My training at the Sandra K Blankenship I Have Colitis Stunt/Race Driving School has come in handy. This is a reference of reverence to my mum. Ah, he fond memories of terror of driving 90 miles an hour down these twisty, turning back roads just so my mum could find a restroom somewhere due to her colitis (gastrointestinal disorder that gives you the runs). *Smiles fondly* It was convenient that we always headed to a restroom with multiple stalls as her driving often scared the shit out of her passengers, as well. (Couldn't resist. Sorry.)
2) Decided that the stunt driving of Monday morning was enough of a clue that I am not having a flare up of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Called and got an appointment to see me physician. I get there, have to use the restroom. Surprise, surprise. Remember the sinus infection from November that drove to distraction and voicelessness? Well, the penicillin to kill the sinus bug evidently killed all of my precious, happy, good cooties... and now I have C. diff. AGAIN! (Yes, another Wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridium_difficile) ARGH! This is the bug that nearly killed me a few years ago. Luckily, I don't have it as badly as before. So, the reason I haven't been posting is due to the fact that I can't use the computer while ion the toilet. Yes, I have a laptop and can access the internet that way but I don't have a phone line in the john. Plus, posting from the can just seems wrong on so many levels. Oh, and I've lost another pound and a half in the few days between my doctor's visits. UGH. For the record, this is NOT a weight loss regimen that I would recommend.
3) Hello and welcome to my Oubliette, new LJ friends from the Holiday Wishes community. Please excuse any insanity here. Relax, have a seat, but you'll have to move the cat first.
Now I have to debate if I should go to work or not. I'm really weak. I could go all TMI on you but I'll spare you. I will say that I would like to be able to eat a meal without getting sick.
So, what has happened since I last posted? Well, let's see, now.
1) My training at the Sandra K Blankenship I Have Colitis Stunt/Race Driving School has come in handy. This is a reference of reverence to my mum. Ah, he fond memories of terror of driving 90 miles an hour down these twisty, turning back roads just so my mum could find a restroom somewhere due to her colitis (gastrointestinal disorder that gives you the runs). *Smiles fondly* It was convenient that we always headed to a restroom with multiple stalls as her driving often scared the shit out of her passengers, as well. (Couldn't resist. Sorry.)
2) Decided that the stunt driving of Monday morning was enough of a clue that I am not having a flare up of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Called and got an appointment to see me physician. I get there, have to use the restroom. Surprise, surprise. Remember the sinus infection from November that drove to distraction and voicelessness? Well, the penicillin to kill the sinus bug evidently killed all of my precious, happy, good cooties... and now I have C. diff. AGAIN! (Yes, another Wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridium_difficile) ARGH! This is the bug that nearly killed me a few years ago. Luckily, I don't have it as badly as before. So, the reason I haven't been posting is due to the fact that I can't use the computer while ion the toilet. Yes, I have a laptop and can access the internet that way but I don't have a phone line in the john. Plus, posting from the can just seems wrong on so many levels. Oh, and I've lost another pound and a half in the few days between my doctor's visits. UGH. For the record, this is NOT a weight loss regimen that I would recommend.
3) Hello and welcome to my Oubliette, new LJ friends from the Holiday Wishes community. Please excuse any insanity here. Relax, have a seat, but you'll have to move the cat first.
Now I have to debate if I should go to work or not. I'm really weak. I could go all TMI on you but I'll spare you. I will say that I would like to be able to eat a meal without getting sick.