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I've been thinking again and came up with the following...
My solution to the Bernie Madoff Scandal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Madoff):
First off, you walk into a room where Bernie is and show him how much of YOUR money he stole from you. Ask him, "Can you pay this back to me?" If he says "no", you get 15 minutes to cuss him like the son of a bitch he is (for every $50,000 he snookered you out of). If you have lost more than $50,000, you get to do the same thing but instead of just cussing him, you get to punch him. No bats, chairs, karate kicks - gotta leave some for the next person.
Work was worky. Had to do a cell count on the spinal fluid of a one month old baby. :S Luckily, I didn't see anything. Also did a gram stain on same thing, no cooties their either. Thus, YAY! Baby no has meningitis. Why baby have temperature? I dunno. Fought with the one analyzer all night. Finally got fed up and told day shift to deal with it. Also did three type and screen tests. Not really busy... but quarreling with the ECI machine put me in a sour mood.
Kelly brought in Manna From Heaven: graham crackers, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff. *Gurgle* Eat more than one and you will go into a diabetic coma. Or a diabetic comma or any other form of punctuation you'd like.
Worked on the dragon scratch board yesterday. Nearly finished. May or may not get to it today.
Since so many of you have requested it, I will go soak my head. Actually, I need to wash my hair. Think I will also take a shower. Maybe that will help me with the itchy skin and I can put away the cheese grater.
My solution to the Bernie Madoff Scandal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Madoff):
First off, you walk into a room where Bernie is and show him how much of YOUR money he stole from you. Ask him, "Can you pay this back to me?" If he says "no", you get 15 minutes to cuss him like the son of a bitch he is (for every $50,000 he snookered you out of). If you have lost more than $50,000, you get to do the same thing but instead of just cussing him, you get to punch him. No bats, chairs, karate kicks - gotta leave some for the next person.
Work was worky. Had to do a cell count on the spinal fluid of a one month old baby. :S Luckily, I didn't see anything. Also did a gram stain on same thing, no cooties their either. Thus, YAY! Baby no has meningitis. Why baby have temperature? I dunno. Fought with the one analyzer all night. Finally got fed up and told day shift to deal with it. Also did three type and screen tests. Not really busy... but quarreling with the ECI machine put me in a sour mood.
Kelly brought in Manna From Heaven: graham crackers, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff. *Gurgle* Eat more than one and you will go into a diabetic coma. Or a diabetic comma or any other form of punctuation you'd like.
Worked on the dragon scratch board yesterday. Nearly finished. May or may not get to it today.
Since so many of you have requested it, I will go soak my head. Actually, I need to wash my hair. Think I will also take a shower. Maybe that will help me with the itchy skin and I can put away the cheese grater.