01 || Action/Accidental Voice

[rain_of_bullets]

[The feed starts abruptly, likely a result of a rather sudden awakening and a few moments of stumbling about.]

-I end up dead?

[An obvious sigh.]

Right. Guess it wouldn’t be.

[A pause, followed by the sound of his footsteps crunching on pavement as he starts walking around the outskirts of town, observing the others as they go about their business

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[idkmybffpika]

[Ash was walking toward the forest, Pokemon outside of their balls, when he spots Heine.]

Ah! Geez! Almost didn't see ya there!

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[rain_of_bullets]

[Okay, so it's not a dream, he's just on a really really bad trip. Like... pink elephants on parade kind of bad trip.]

What the hell are those?

[He brushes himself off and stands, wings already bristling. Next thing he knows, giant purple dinosaurs and bears in big blue houses are going to pop out and start singing or something.]

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[idkmybffpika]

[Ash gets a rather self-satisfied smirk.]

They're my Pokemon, of course!

Ferno! Bui! Grotle!

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[rain_of_bullets]

Of course they are.

[Though he knows better than to underestimate a twelve year old, the explanation leaves a lot to be desired. He crosses his arms, looking fairly unimpressed by the animal mascots.]

And? What are they, some kind of animatronics? Muppets? You guys going to start singing the ABCs next?

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[idkmybffpika]

Wha-? No, we compete in Pokemon battles!

Bui! [Fist-pumps! Buizel does not like being compared to something wussy.]

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[rain_of_bullets]

[He sighs, puts a hand to his head, and starts walking in the opposite direction.]

Sure kid, that's great.

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[idkmybffpika]

Of course it is! I'm gonna be the world's greatest Pokemon Master!

[Oh, wait, you're leaving.]

Hey, where're you goin'??

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[rain_of_bullets]

[He stops, turning slightly as he raises an eyebrow at the boy.]

I'm seeing giant weasels with life preservers and turtles with trees growing out of their backs. I'm going to find somewhere to sleep off the rest of this trip before it starts to turn nasty.

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[idkmybffpika]

It's still gonna be the same when you wake up.

Bu Bui!

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[rain_of_bullets]

The hell's that supposed to mean?

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[idkmybffpika]

Just what I said. You're stuck here with the rest of us now.

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[rain_of_bullets]

Stuck where.

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[idkmybffpika]

In Luceti.

The Malnosso keep us here and experiment on us.

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[rain_of_bullets]

That doesn't tell me-

What. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

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[idkmybffpika]

Wish I was.

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[rain_of_bullets]

Explains why you're being followed by the ghosts of bad public television's past.