SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
Question: Where is Zach taking me?
ZSG does this thing where he surprises me. You'll recognize this tactic from That Time He Took Me To NYC As A Surprise And It Fucking Rocked. :D
Tomorrow he's taking me somewhere! He won't say where. I haven't, like, asked him outright what we're doing. But I've got some clues.
Research Sources: mlb.mets.com--> Citi Field A-Z, Mets game schedule
Evidence:
-Mostly outdoors
-Varied eateries there
-Me: "Have you been there before?" Him: "cough"
-It would suck if it was raining, which it probably will be :(
-He just told me he was lying about everything he's hinted at
-He says we'll be back pretty late
-He is picking me up pretty early
-Him: "IT IS CHEAP AND NECESSARY"
-Him: "Welp, you can't back out of it now"
My hypothesis, which is really just more like wishful thinking: NYM vs. SLC @CitiField.
ZSG has said he wanted to do this later in the summer and take me along. Last week, I let him know that I wouldn't be able to go on the date that he'd set, tentatively. So...maybe he just snatched this up. I mean, cheap seats are less than twenty bucks, and we'd have to leave pretty early to get to Queens by 7, and we'd obviously be back late. I checked out CitiField and they have sushi, Italian, and a fries-only place, all of which he specified. Then he said "It's a big place---I MEAN SMALL PLACE. IT'S A PLACE." Aww. Trying to cover up. The "cough" thing? He's been to Shea, but not Citi Field. So teeeechnically, he's been to a Mets game, but not at the new park. Obviously, it's mostly outdoors. Obviously, as an American, it's necessary for me to see a ball game. I've never been to one before! And if he's got tickets, I can't back out, because that's just dick.
Okay. Okay. So, that's it. Tomorrow is the experiment, obviously. If I'm wrong, which I may well be, I will be disappointed, but I psyched myself up for it.
buh huh huh i really hope i really hope. The fries-stand thing is, like, my most solid piece of evidence.
ZSG: I've got a playlist for the drive, too. It's got Beck on it.
Me: Is the song "Loser"? (because, let's face it, THE METS.)
ZSG: What? No. It's E-Pro.
also we're driving so seriously what the fuck who drives to fucking queens i mean jesus fuckface christ
if i die because of his driving...tell...tell toasty, tara, nikki, kat, and alex i love them
AND BLAIR WE CANNOT FORGET BLAIR
ZSG does this thing where he surprises me. You'll recognize this tactic from That Time He Took Me To NYC As A Surprise And It Fucking Rocked. :D
Tomorrow he's taking me somewhere! He won't say where. I haven't, like, asked him outright what we're doing. But I've got some clues.
Research Sources: mlb.mets.com--> Citi Field A-Z, Mets game schedule
Evidence:
-Mostly outdoors
-Varied eateries there
-Me: "Have you been there before?" Him: "cough"
-It would suck if it was raining, which it probably will be :(
-He just told me he was lying about everything he's hinted at
-He says we'll be back pretty late
-He is picking me up pretty early
-Him: "IT IS CHEAP AND NECESSARY"
-Him: "Welp, you can't back out of it now"
My hypothesis, which is really just more like wishful thinking: NYM vs. SLC @CitiField.
ZSG has said he wanted to do this later in the summer and take me along. Last week, I let him know that I wouldn't be able to go on the date that he'd set, tentatively. So...maybe he just snatched this up. I mean, cheap seats are less than twenty bucks, and we'd have to leave pretty early to get to Queens by 7, and we'd obviously be back late. I checked out CitiField and they have sushi, Italian, and a fries-only place, all of which he specified. Then he said "It's a big place---I MEAN SMALL PLACE. IT'S A PLACE." Aww. Trying to cover up. The "cough" thing? He's been to Shea, but not Citi Field. So teeeechnically, he's been to a Mets game, but not at the new park. Obviously, it's mostly outdoors. Obviously, as an American, it's necessary for me to see a ball game. I've never been to one before! And if he's got tickets, I can't back out, because that's just dick.
Okay. Okay. So, that's it. Tomorrow is the experiment, obviously. If I'm wrong, which I may well be, I will be disappointed, but I psyched myself up for it.
buh huh huh i really hope i really hope. The fries-stand thing is, like, my most solid piece of evidence.
ZSG: I've got a playlist for the drive, too. It's got Beck on it.
Me: Is the song "Loser"? (because, let's face it, THE METS.)
ZSG: What? No. It's E-Pro.
also we're driving so seriously what the fuck who drives to fucking queens i mean jesus fuckface christ
if i die because of his driving...tell...tell toasty, tara, nikki, kat, and alex i love them
AND BLAIR WE CANNOT FORGET BLAIR