normalness
as i walk into the kitchen today...
nicole: you look nice today. especially your ass.
when will my family ever be normal?
[edit.] never. 6/19/05
i was just studying my ES innocently in the kitchen when nicole pulls off her sweatshirt and says...
nicole: "don't my boobs look good today?"
mom: "yeah. remember when one used to be bigger than the other? they seem to have evened out"
nicole: "yeah, i bought a new bra. but in all seriousness dont they look good?"
mom: "yeah actually they do...nicole you do realize emily tells all her friends about this, right?"
nicole: "yeah but dont they look good"
me: ::runs upstairs away from weird sister::
then earlier today..at alice's kitchen some kid waved to me and nicole was like..
"do you know him?"
me: "no.."
nicole: "maybe he thinks your hott!!"
me: "shut up."
nicole: "i bet he's a nice christian boy"
me: "nicole...leave me alone"
nicole: "he's black too! you should date him, then grandma kingston would have a fit!!!"
me: "NICOLE!"
nicole: you look nice today. especially your ass.
when will my family ever be normal?
[edit.] never. 6/19/05
i was just studying my ES innocently in the kitchen when nicole pulls off her sweatshirt and says...
nicole: "don't my boobs look good today?"
mom: "yeah. remember when one used to be bigger than the other? they seem to have evened out"
nicole: "yeah, i bought a new bra. but in all seriousness dont they look good?"
mom: "yeah actually they do...nicole you do realize emily tells all her friends about this, right?"
nicole: "yeah but dont they look good"
me: ::runs upstairs away from weird sister::
then earlier today..at alice's kitchen some kid waved to me and nicole was like..
"do you know him?"
me: "no.."
nicole: "maybe he thinks your hott!!"
me: "shut up."
nicole: "i bet he's a nice christian boy"
me: "nicole...leave me alone"
nicole: "he's black too! you should date him, then grandma kingston would have a fit!!!"
me: "NICOLE!"