A Waste of a Chapter (It Happened in September, ch. 3)
Title: It Happened in September.
Chapter: 3. (A Waste of a Chapter)
Special Thanks: enigmaopoeia, for a few excellent suggestions that will be used later in the story, and ReijiKido99 for his funny "Adventures in Clock Tower" videos and Daemon_Machina for their Clock Tower: Mansion Map file, both of which I used as a reference. "Thanks" also goes to a few "inspirations."
Other: Random uses of different fonts and font colors might deserve a warning of their own. Oh yeah, and the narrator denies the exist of a fourth wall.
Since Rich Text is being difficult and keeps deleting part of the info above, please look at the last two entries under the tag "It Happened in September" if you want to read the full thing. Thank you.
Last time, on It Happened in September, Jennifer had found the Forbidden Tomb of Norway's Lost King. Unfortunately, the infamous treasure hunter Bobby Burroughs was hot on her tail, lusting for both gold and blood. With the help of her long-lost cousin/eternal lover Sara Jessica Alyssa Carrie September Andromeda Leigh Simpson Barrows Burroughs, will Jennifer be able to escape with both the spectacular Four-leaf Clover Pendent of Justice, Awesomeness, Spiffy and Overall Virtue and her life? Read on and find out!
Wait a second, that's not where we left off. How'd that happen?
Jennifer is stuck between two dangers, one a Scissorfiend and another a Suefiend. She must do something fast, or else she'll suffer a cruel fate indeed! I would much rather be barbecued on that pair of scissors than have to continue telling a story involving an ungodly abomination that's an insult to both fanfiction and cats, but that may just be me. But anyway, Bobby holds his weapon above his head, readies it as if he was a mighty knight and the scissors were his spear, annnnnnnd...
Suddenly, Sara Jessica I Forgot The Rest Because The Last Chapter Was Written A Long Time Ago dashes into the room, still unclothed. If she were as perfect as she thinks she is she would have used her magic powers or whatever and have put clothes on by now. Her failed fanservice is blinding me!
“Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!” the beast yells.
Bobby directs his attention away from Jennifer and to the horrible sight behind her. Obviously scarred for life, his eyes widen and he does nothing but stare at the most atrocious naked flesh ever imaginable. Now it's Jennifer's chance to escape!
Jennifer runs towards the nearby stairs as Sleazy Jerkbag Whatever poses in front of the replacement camera. Which she claimed to be the sister of earlier. EW. Our heroine reaches the top and hastily goes to the first door she sees; unfortunately, it's locked. She heads to the two other closest doors. When she tries the first one, it too is locked. When she tries the second, however, it opens easily.
Not bothering to look at where it leads to, Jennifer rushes inside and closes the door behind her. Thankfully it's just a hallway, not a room where the Burroughs family keeps all their cliché death traps or a cage with a scruffy cannibal in it or something. Oh yeah, and now Bobby seems to be magically unscarred and ready to kill and Cat Bitch has disappeared. Oh fu-
Jennifer, knowing that she is still in trouble, goes through the next door she spots. The new area turns out to be a storage room of some sorts. A few cans of insecticide and some rope are scattered on the floor, and in front of her is a wooden box. She can also see other assorted items that look as if they haven't been touched in ages on a shelf that's behind the box. Thinking quickly, Jennifer walks over and tries to grab the top of the shelf. When she grasps it, she presses the panic button quickly-oops, I mean uses her amazing strength that she has never shown before!-and pulls herself up and over.
Just as her feet reach what she thinks is the ground, she can hear the room's door greet a wall with a nice big BAM! Sounds like Bobby's here! Jennifer doesn't move an inch, fearing what he would do if he heard any disturbances. Luckily, after an echoing snip, some footsteps and the door's equally loud good bye, there is only silence; the monster is gone. For now, at least.
Before climbing over the shelf again, Jennifer takes a moment to look down and notice that she is on a different wooden object; it's a chest. Curiosity gets the best of her, and she steps down and opens it. Instead of that one wench or a dead body or something else not good (but unfortunately not a combination of the first two), she finds some dusty, worn-out clothes. “What kind of clothes are these?” she asks herself. Looking at one piece of clothing in particular, an ominous but somewhat dirty-looking black robe, the strange urge to take it crawls into her mind. She gives in to this urge and stuffs it into her dress... Somehow.
After she is finished stealing, Jennifer climbs back up the chest and over the shelf. Her surge of kleptomania is not quite over, though, as she decides to take one of the cans of insecticide and the rope that she saw earlier with her as well. (Man, and I thought she was a good girl!) Now that her need to thieve has been satisfied, our “heroine” is ready to leave the room. She goes out to encounter the unknown, not quite eager to find out what she'll see.
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Chapter: 3. (A Waste of a Chapter)
Special Thanks: enigmaopoeia, for a few excellent suggestions that will be used later in the story, and ReijiKido99 for his funny "Adventures in Clock Tower" videos and Daemon_Machina for their Clock Tower: Mansion Map file, both of which I used as a reference. "Thanks" also goes to a few "inspirations."
Other: Random uses of different fonts and font colors might deserve a warning of their own. Oh yeah, and the narrator denies the exist of a fourth wall.
Since Rich Text is being difficult and keeps deleting part of the info above, please look at the last two entries under the tag "It Happened in September" if you want to read the full thing. Thank you.
Last time, on It Happened in September, Jennifer had found the Forbidden Tomb of Norway's Lost King. Unfortunately, the infamous treasure hunter Bobby Burroughs was hot on her tail, lusting for both gold and blood. With the help of her long-lost cousin/eternal lover Sara Jessica Alyssa Carrie September Andromeda Leigh Simpson Barrows Burroughs, will Jennifer be able to escape with both the spectacular Four-leaf Clover Pendent of Justice, Awesomeness, Spiffy and Overall Virtue and her life? Read on and find out!
Wait a second, that's not where we left off. How'd that happen?
Jennifer is stuck between two dangers, one a Scissorfiend and another a Suefiend. She must do something fast, or else she'll suffer a cruel fate indeed! I would much rather be barbecued on that pair of scissors than have to continue telling a story involving an ungodly abomination that's an insult to both fanfiction and cats, but that may just be me. But anyway, Bobby holds his weapon above his head, readies it as if he was a mighty knight and the scissors were his spear, annnnnnnd...
Suddenly, Sara Jessica I Forgot The Rest Because The Last Chapter Was Written A Long Time Ago dashes into the room, still unclothed. If she were as perfect as she thinks she is she would have used her magic powers or whatever and have put clothes on by now. Her failed fanservice is blinding me!
“Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!” the beast yells.
Bobby directs his attention away from Jennifer and to the horrible sight behind her. Obviously scarred for life, his eyes widen and he does nothing but stare at the most atrocious naked flesh ever imaginable. Now it's Jennifer's chance to escape!
Jennifer runs towards the nearby stairs as Sleazy Jerkbag Whatever poses in front of the replacement camera. Which she claimed to be the sister of earlier. EW. Our heroine reaches the top and hastily goes to the first door she sees; unfortunately, it's locked. She heads to the two other closest doors. When she tries the first one, it too is locked. When she tries the second, however, it opens easily.
Not bothering to look at where it leads to, Jennifer rushes inside and closes the door behind her. Thankfully it's just a hallway, not a room where the Burroughs family keeps all their cliché death traps or a cage with a scruffy cannibal in it or something. Oh yeah, and now Bobby seems to be magically unscarred and ready to kill and Cat Bitch has disappeared. Oh fu-
Jennifer, knowing that she is still in trouble, goes through the next door she spots. The new area turns out to be a storage room of some sorts. A few cans of insecticide and some rope are scattered on the floor, and in front of her is a wooden box. She can also see other assorted items that look as if they haven't been touched in ages on a shelf that's behind the box. Thinking quickly, Jennifer walks over and tries to grab the top of the shelf. When she grasps it, she presses the panic button quickly-oops, I mean uses her amazing strength that she has never shown before!-and pulls herself up and over.
Just as her feet reach what she thinks is the ground, she can hear the room's door greet a wall with a nice big BAM! Sounds like Bobby's here! Jennifer doesn't move an inch, fearing what he would do if he heard any disturbances. Luckily, after an echoing snip, some footsteps and the door's equally loud good bye, there is only silence; the monster is gone. For now, at least.
Before climbing over the shelf again, Jennifer takes a moment to look down and notice that she is on a different wooden object; it's a chest. Curiosity gets the best of her, and she steps down and opens it. Instead of that one wench or a dead body or something else not good (but unfortunately not a combination of the first two), she finds some dusty, worn-out clothes. “What kind of clothes are these?” she asks herself. Looking at one piece of clothing in particular, an ominous but somewhat dirty-looking black robe, the strange urge to take it crawls into her mind. She gives in to this urge and stuffs it into her dress... Somehow.
After she is finished stealing, Jennifer climbs back up the chest and over the shelf. Her surge of kleptomania is not quite over, though, as she decides to take one of the cans of insecticide and the rope that she saw earlier with her as well. (Man, and I thought she was a good girl!) Now that her need to thieve has been satisfied, our “heroine” is ready to leave the room. She goes out to encounter the unknown, not quite eager to find out what she'll see.
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