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Mar 11, 2005 02:06

a note to all neighbors, present and future:

Socks are not appropriate outdoor attire.
It is not that the socks are the offending items, it is the fact that no other articles of clothing are being worn in combination with the socks. This is a problem.

Just becuase it is 2am, that does not imply that i cannot see you when you emerge from your home. I may lie unseen to you, but you leave far too much seen to me, I'm afraid. But i understand where the problem must be:
You have no other pieces of wardrobe to your name than socks. There are solutions for you!

1. SOCK LOINCLOTH
2. SOCK BELT WITH SOCK "CURTAINS" ATTACHED
3. 'THE ONE RING'... and BECOME A HOBBIT
4. BECOME A NINJA
5. DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE
6. BUY SOME FRIGGIN' PANTS

the end. =P
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