LOST 6.15: Across the Sea

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Ok, so later I'm going to pretend that most (not all) of this episode wasn't completely retarded.

Cons:

• HURR DURR MAGIC!ELECTROMAGNETISM - (I knew this was coming but still)
• CHILDREN SHOULD NOT ACT. EVER. UNLESS THEIR NAME IS STERLING BEAUMONT.
• EVEN THOUGH I JUST SAID THAT I THOUGHT SHOTA!JACOB AND SHOTA!ESAU WERE REALLY CUTE, DAWW
• MIB
• HAS
• NO
• FUCKING
• NAME
• FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
• WELL OK, I HAVE A FEELING HIS NAME WOULD'VE BEEN ESAU ANYWAY SO ESAU HE IS
• JACOB....HONEY, SOMETIMES I THINK YOU WERE DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AT SOME POINT. YOU JUST MAKE ME GIGGLE. OK MAYBE THAT'S A 'PRO'....
• UH WELL, EVERYONE KNOWS WHY THIS EPISODE KINDA SUCKED I SEE NO NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FURTHER

pros:

• MARK AND TITUS WERE FUCKIN HAWT. ESPECIALLY TITUS. DAAAAAAMMMN GURL, I WANTED TO JUMP YOUR SWEATY MANLY BONES. 8D
• SOME MYSTERIES WERE 'EXPLAINED'
• ...
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• DID I MENTION THAT TITUS WAS HAWT. BRB LOOKING FOR SCREENCAPS
• DISAPPOINTED THERE WAS NO HATESEX BETWEEN MIB AND JACOB. JACOB CLEARLY WANTED TO BONE HIS BRO, YO. NO THIS IS NOT JUST ME OK


OH DARLTON I AM SO DISAPPOINT. YOU COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING FUCKING EPIC!! NOT FUCKING BIBLE ALLEGORIES. PLEASE DON'T PULL A JESUS ENDING. PLEASE.

YET! I AM STILL A WOMAN OF FAITH. I'M NOT GOING TO DUMP LOST NOW. I'M HOPING THE FINALE WILL MAKE ME JIZZ BUCKETS. ALSO THERE'S SOME SURVIVING CHARACTERS I STILL CARE ABOUT (OMG HAVING SEVERE RICARDO WITHDRAWAL OVER HERE)

I STILL LIKE MIB AND JACOB AS CHARACTERS. FANFIC-WISE......YEAAAAAHHHH I'M JUST GONNA MAKE MY OWN SHIT UP, IF YOU DON'T MIND...well I guess Jacob chucking MIB in the...you know..that was kinda cool..

Overall: 6.5-7/10
MIB & Jacob hotness: 30/10
Jacob straddling MIB scene: 9000/10

TL;DR This ep has fap-value only.