OOC : Log [short]
*Kicks the door in fists clenched* OK WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
*Was in the bathroom, pondering what he should do about the patches of electric-purple and green dye in his hair (curtsey of prankster Iruka) when the walls rattle with Sakura's entrance. He races to the door to see what's up*
...Haruno-san? What are you doing here?
KAKASHI-SENSEIII~~!! *shouted, then continues sweetly* What is all the noise that has been disturbing my work all morning?
...Oh. Ahaahaa... *nervously scratches the back of his head* Sorry to disturb you, Haruno-san. The little bast- err.. brat, Iruka, was up to no good again...
*Eyebrow twitches, looks over* Iruka-sensei wouldn't do that...even as a kid!
*Pouts and feigns total innocence* He’s such a meanie, Haruno-san. And he also told me that the lady in the Icha Icha novel was modeled after you in every way.
-!! *scandalized! even though there may have been some truth to it* What??! H-Haruno-san. I never said-!!
KA KA SHI SEN SEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *Winds up and launches a devastating punch at his chin*
HOW DARE YOU!
*Doesn't even get a word in. He definitely wasn't expecting her to be so fast and so strong. His head collides with both the ceiling above and then the floor below with a double THUNK!*
*Breathing hard with rage, the innocent Iruka looking sufficiently shocked in the background* What do you have to say for yourself, Sensei?
*Concussion time is now. Ninja stars would totally be floating around his head at this point*
...........................................nghh...
*Yes, that small utterance is all he's capable of saying for himself*
*Leaves him like that for now, since she KNOWS she didn't damage him permanently*
*Eventually he begins to stir and forces himself part-way up, a lovely ruddy shade of crimson mingling with the purple and green dye in his hair* .....Mmrrm. *gingerly snaps his jaw back into place*
Aah ...That was worse than one of Tsunade baa-san's punches.
*Cracks knuckles* That's because she taught me >/
*Winces at the sounds * ...I can tell.
*Just glares* Now stop whining like a baby and clean this place up!
*Turns to Iruka* YOU TOO MISTER!
Hai! *shouted in perfect unison*
*Cue the boys scrambling around in search of the cleaning supplies, even Kakashi who's still stumbling in a daze, while Sakura exits*