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[raikiri_volt]

Bad news. Sandaime-sama is missing-- a woman told me he's dead-- and the entire Uchiha clan is gone. The only one I've been able to contact is the youngest Uchiha kid whom I've searched for under every leaf, stone, and twig in Konoha and haven't been able to find. My ninken say he's not in Fire Country anymore and they keep looking at me like I'm

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[maitolyspandexy]

What is going on, Eternal Rival?! Why do you not remember everything?

[raikiri_volt]

Seems I'm having some memory troubles, ...Gai?

[maitolyspandexy]

Hai. I seem to be from twenty years ahead of you,as I seem to be from this current Konoha's future.

[raikiri_volt]

Saa, I think I'm beginning to understand this mess-- you're from the future and I'm from the past. ...Then are the house and the kids really mine?

[maitolyspandexy]

Yeah, you share it with their mom, Iruka.

[raikiri_volt]

I see... Um, I haven't seen her at the house-- only the two kids and this other adolescent brat whom I assume is their babysitter and my personal tormentor. Is she away on mission?

[maitolyspandexy]

Her? *chuckles* rival. their mother is a man, Umino Iruka. From his post,he seems to be ten years in the past as well...meaning he's sixteen.

[raikiri_volt]

...You're senile, aren't you.

[dynamiclysexy]

Don't call my dad names >/

[raikiri_volt]

Your... dad?

[dynamiclysexy]

*poses* I am Maito Mara, the Violet Serpent of Konoha, Maito Gai is my father.

[raikiri_volt]

... I guess you couldn't possibly be anyone else's progeny. Who's the lucky mom? Please tell me it's not a man.

[dynamiclysexy]

Mom? weeeeeeell.... Mom's name is Orochimaru ^_^

Hey, uncle Kashi...can I borrow the next Icha Icha? Jiraiya won't let me even though I told him I'd flash him if he did...

[raikiri_volt]

You like Icha Icha Paradise, too? I just started getting into it last--

...Hmmmm. That's odd. I must be getting a little delirious. It almost looks like you said "Orochimaru".

[dynamiclysexy]

Of course I do, you've been lending it to me, remember? I just gave you back volume 8 and I can't read the copy of 42 he gave me for my birthday if I don't read the rest :/

You're not delirious. I did.

[raikiri_volt]

Sorry, but I don't remember anything like that. I've still only got the first edition.

No, because if you said "Orochimaru" I'm definitely seeing things and probably need to lie down.