[10 yrs earlier]

[raikiri_volt]

Ehh, can't a guy get some sleep without being woken up in someone else's house by two brat assailants? They were a clever pair but I managed to tie them up in the bedsheets. Can't get a word of sense out of them, though. They keep calling me "papa" and told me to use this gadget to contact someone.

So. What gives?

...Tenzou? Sandaime-sama?

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[key2yourheart]

... Crap, not you too!

[raikiri_volt]

'Me too', what is that supposed to mean? You woke up in a strange place and were attacked by two squirts claiming to be your progeny as well?

[key2yourheart]

... Actually, no. But someone I know is suddenly a little kid. That being said, you suddenly became younger too!

Hence the 'you too'.

[raikiri_volt]

Younger? I... don't follow. Who are you?

[key2yourheart]

Er, oh. Right. My name's Lucy! I don't quite understand it myself, so I can't exactly explain it.

[raikiri_volt]

Lucy. Have we, at any time, met before? ..I must've woken up from a bad head injury-- that disorientated feeling. Nothing's making sense.

[key2yourheart]

Yeah, we've met. I know nothing makes sense but, like, the you that I met was older and married... with kids. Which would explain why you have kids calling you dad and such!

I feel I am making this so much more confusing.

[raikiri_volt]

Ah... you don't say... Hmmm.

Yeah, you sort of are, but at the same time there's something almost logical about it. Maybe I'm older, but I'm caught in an elaborate genjutsu.

[key2yourheart]

Craaaap, I'm sorry! If it makes it any better, this is happening to other people too.

... Well, that probably won't make anything better. Crap.

[raikiri_volt]

Then there's a larger population being targeted? This can't be good. I've got to warn the village.

[key2yourheart]

That sounds like a very good idea. I should probably check on my guild to see if they're okay too.