Yo MAMA!
OMG, a friend sent me these and they take my back to, like, grade FOUR.
Harry Potter YO MAMA Jokes:
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses
Yo mama is so ugl, the basilisk can’t look her in the eye
Yo mama is such a ho that she gives more rides than Hogwarts express
You mama’s so fat, her want is a slim jim
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into gringott’s and they gave her a job application
Yo mama so stanky, even Dobby won’t take one of her socks.
Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor screamed “riddikulus
Yo mama so fat, when she looks in the mirror of erased, she sees a ham
Yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow wouldn’t hit that.
Yo mama so fat, they’re gonna split the movie about her into two parts
Yo mama so dum, she brought syrup to a quidditch game cause she heard there’d be quaffles
And my favorite
Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake,
Harry Potter YO MAMA Jokes:
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses
Yo mama is so ugl, the basilisk can’t look her in the eye
Yo mama is such a ho that she gives more rides than Hogwarts express
You mama’s so fat, her want is a slim jim
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into gringott’s and they gave her a job application
Yo mama so stanky, even Dobby won’t take one of her socks.
Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor screamed “riddikulus
Yo mama so fat, when she looks in the mirror of erased, she sees a ham
Yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow wouldn’t hit that.
Yo mama so fat, they’re gonna split the movie about her into two parts
Yo mama so dum, she brought syrup to a quidditch game cause she heard there’d be quaffles
And my favorite
Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake,