SMORES!

Jul 01, 2011 07:33

 HAPPY CANADA DAY!

And remember!  "Notice from God - 'I froze half your country, so I gave you extra'"

"In the United States, presidents are removed from office by a) assassination, b) scandal, or c) scandal followed by assassination.  In Canada, the prime minister is removed only when they begin to smell bad."
"How to Draft a Referendum Question: Check only one:
YES: I do not want to not accept a rejection of this proposal

NO: I do want to not accept a proposed rejection of the accepted proposal."

"Now, we're not saying the West Coast of Canada is a haven for spaced-out, looney-tune, New Age, wacked-out flakes, but it is a fact that at any given moment 70% of the population of B.C. is chained to a tree. And the remaining 40% is attempting to cut it down. (I know the numbers don't add up, but then, neither does B. C.) ... The official emblem of Vancouver is an umbrella turned inside-out. With an activist chained to it. Drinking a latte.  Vancouver: its not just a city, its a state of mind."

- excepts from that most hilariously true book: How to Be Canadian

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