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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for caitmcx0 (10 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole saus_man's purse (30 points). In July I turned waste_of_heart in for farting in church (3 points). In March I pulled swe3t_heart's hair (-5 points). In January I pushed xoxash in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
raiders_cheer