So at work last night (at Outback Steakhouse) this friend of mine kept screwing up so I was playing around giving him shit about it, so he throws a sweet potato at me.
That might not seem so bad, but they bake at 350 degrees fahrenheit, and sit under heat lamps after that. He never intended to hit me on my skin but I bent down to get something and it got me on the neck, breaking open and sticking to my skin.
This is the result