Nov 24, 2013 20:51
Title:Marry Me
Pairing: ChangminxJunno
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Vulgar Language and violence
Summary: Changmin, a prodigy when it comes to detective work, somehow digs up the case of the missing criminal group, KAT-TUN. He gains great interest in this particular case. After trying to solve it for a few months, he believes he's at the end of his rope, until he bumps into one of the members of the missing group.
A/N: My fingers have started to hurt from so much copying and pasting of all these chapters...
“Fucking shit,” Junno hissed as he tried to get out of his hospital bed.
“Stay put,” Changmin said as he pushed Junno back down on the bed.
“I need to hit something,” Junno said as he struggled against Changmin.
“No,” Changmin said. “If you keep being like this, I’ll call the nurses and the doctors to come strap you down,” he said. Junno wrinkled his nose as he stopped struggling.
“Fine, you win this time,” Junno huffed as he glared at Changmin. Changmin grinned triumphantly as he pulled the blanket up to cover Junno.
“Be a good boy and stay in bed and I’ll get you something as a reward,” Changmin said as he patted Junno’s head. Junno rolled his eyes as he turned his back towards Changmin. “Aw, you’re acting like a woman on her period,” Changmin teased as he poked Junno’s back. When he got no response, he puffed out his cheeks and started poking Junno’s back continuously. “Juuuuunnnn, say something.”
“If you keep poking me, I will break your fingers,” Junno mumbled as he swatted Changmin’s fingers away.
“You weren’t paying attention to me though,” Changmin whined as he shook Junno’s arm. Junno rolled over and buried his face in the pillow. “Jun, don’t ignore me,” he said as he poked Junno’s side. Junno yelped as he jumped a little, making him almost fall off the bed.
“Oh my god! You don’t just do that to a patient!” Junno said as he sat up on the bed.
“Hey, let’s get kids,” Changmin said as he poked Junno’s leg.
“Stop poking me,” Junno said as he slapped Changmin’s hand away from his leg.
“Nope. Let’s have kids,” Changmin said as he continued poking Junno in different places.
“No kids,” Junno said as he shook his head.
“Why?”
“Kids are scary,” Junno said as he tried to defend himself against Changmin’s poking.
“Why?”
“Just because they are,” Junno said as he extended his leg out and kicked Changmin’s thigh.
“That hurt,” Changmin said as he grabbed Junno’s leg and pulled him closer. “I can’t wait until you get better. I’ll make it so you can’t walk for a week.”
“No. If you do that, I’ll murder you,” Junno said as he glared at Changmin.
“You can’t do that. You love me too much,” Changmin said as he cupped Junno’s face and leaned in so that their noses were touching.
“I don’t want to have a sore body for days,” Junno said as he grabbed onto Changmin’s shirt.
“Well, I’ll make sure you have one when you return home,” Changmin said just before closing the distance between their lips.
Junno let out a sigh as he closed his eyes and tilted his head a little. Changmin smiled as one hand moved to the back of Junno’s head and the other moved down to Junno’s waist, pulling him in closer. Changmin shifted his head, making Junno open his mouth a little. Changmin took a deep breath before sticking his tongue out and licking Junno’s upper lip. Junno’s hands let go of Changmin’s shirt and opted to go higher and grab onto Changmin’s shoulders. Junno sighed as he licked the tip of Changmin’s tongue, trying to coax him inside his mouth. Changmin furrowed his eyebrows as he tried to get his head into a better position to play with Junno’s tongue.
A sudden cough from the door made them break away from each other. Changmin turned and glared at Yoochun. Junno groaned as he tried to hide his face with his hands.
“I see that you two have gotten extremely friendly with each other, but let me remind you that you still have a job to go to, Changmin,” Yoochun said as he scratched his cheek. “Anyway, it’s good to see that you’re doing better, so I’ll just go on and leave you two alone,” he said as he turned and quickly left.
“Never do that again,” Junno said as he peeked out from behind his fingers.
“Never do what again?” Changmin asked as he grabbed one of Junno’s wrists and pulled it towards him.
“Don’t kiss me in public again,” Junno said as he lowered his head to try and hide his blushing cheeks.
“Aw, why not?” Changmin asked as he grabbed Junno’s other wrist.
“It’s embarrassing,” Junno mumbled as he bit his bottom lip.
“But you didn’t seem embarrassed when you licked my tongue,” Changmin said as he let go of Junno’s wrists and pushed him down by his shoulders.
“Oh my god, stop talking about it,” Junno whined as he tried to cover his face.
“Are you blushing?” Changmin asked as he leaned down and pecked Junno’s cheeks.
“No,” Junno said as he shook his head. “Go get the doctor. I want to leave.”
“Alright, princess,” Changmin said as he pecked Junno’s lips before leaving. Junno tried to suppress a smile as he sat up and touched his lips. He let out a little giggle as he hugged his knees to his chest. The shaking of the room’s window snapped him out of his daze. His eyes widened as he saw that someone tried to get into the room through the window. He gasped when the offender shattered the window and jumped into the room.
“Well, what do we have here? Why, it is none other than the illegitimate son of our boss,” he chuckled as he pulled out a rod.
“And what pleasure do I have of having you break into my hospital room like a petty thief?” Junno asked as he hopped off the bed. “Don’t you know that it is pathetic to strike a hospitalized man?”
“Shut your mouth,” he growled as he glared at Junno and closed the distance between them.
“Well, since I’m apparently about to die by your hands, please, do tell me your name so I can take it to the world of the dead with me,” Junno said with a sickeningly sweet smile on his face.
“Yabu Kota,” the man said just before turning on the rod in his hand and charging at Junno.
“I see,” Junno said as he grabbed the blanket off the bed and threw it at the other. He grabbed the vase beside the bed and smacked his offender with it. He saw the body fall and the grip on the stun rod loosened. He pulled the blanket off and wrapped it around the rod. He licked his lips as he smacked his attacker’s abdomen with the rod before shutting it off. The door of the room slammed open and Changmin came inside.
“Are you hurt anywhere?” Changmin asked as he walked over to Junno.
“I’m fine,” Junno said with a nod as he stood and handed over the rod.
“Who was he?” Changmin asked as he flipped the man over. He took out a pair of handcuffs and snapped them onto the person’s wrists.
“Oh, you carry handcuffs with you. Kinky,” Junno said as he hopped back onto the bed.
“Do you know who this guy was?” Changmin asked.
“He said his name was Yabu Kota, but in this line of business, that was either a fake name, or he’s just stupid enough to give out his real name,” Junno said as he placed his hands behind his head and smiled at Changmin.
“Okay. I’m taking this guy over to Siwon so here’s something you might want for self defense if this happens again. Just don’t kill them,” Changmin said as he grabbed his gun and gave it to Junno.
“Oh, so now you trust me with your gun,” Junno said.
“You’re still going on about that?” Changmin rolled his eyes.
“Yes, I’m still upset over that,” Junno said as he pulled his hands from out under him.
“I already apologized for that,” Changmin said.
“I’m still mad at you,” Junno said as he turned onto his side.
“Aw, don’t be like that,” Changmin said as he pulled Junno closer to him.
“Shut up,” Junno said as he rolled his eyes. “Aren’t you supposed to be going to Siwon now?”
“Yeah,” Changmin said as he leaned down and kissed the back of Junno’s neck. “I’ll see you later then,” he said as he let go and grabbed the attacker and left the room.
“Ew, now someone needs to clean the glass up,” Junno said as he wrinkled his nose. He sighed as he grabbed the gun Changmin left behind for him. He reached under his pillow and pulled out a silencer. He attached the silencer onto the gun and aimed it at the closet. He smirked as he pulled the trigger. A grunt was heard before a body fell out. “That’s what happens when you hide in the most obvious place,” he said as he rolled off the bed just before a bullet flew by. He shot at the broken window. A scream was heard outside. “I probably have twenty seconds before someone comes in because of that scream. That’s more than enough time for me,” he said as he rolled under the bed and shot outside again. Another loud scream was heard. He got out from under the bed only to have someone grab him by the hair and press a knife to his neck.
“Any last words?”
“Are you the last one?” Junno asked.
“Yes.”
“Good,” Junno said as he pried the knife out of his attacker’s hand.
“What? How?”
“Magic,” Junno said as he shot his attacker’s forehead. He hid the gun and knife under his blanket before dragging the two dead bodies to the window. He shoved them both out the window before jumping into the bed just as the door opened.
“Oh my god, what happened in here?” a nurse asked as her eyes widened.
“People came to attack me but my husband already took care of them,” Junno smiled sweetly at the nurse. She nodded as she left the room to go call the janitor to come clean up the mess. “Huh. I’m getting out of shape,” he pouted as he poked his arms.
“The janitor is coming,” the nurse said as she smiled at him.
“Thank you,” Junno said with a nod. The nurse returned the gesture before leaving him alone. He sighed as he stared at the ceiling. He really just wanted to leave the place and return to Changmin’s place. He let out another sigh as the door opened a bit too quick and loud. He rolled his eyes at the so called janitor pulling a sword out of the broom.
“Today is the day you meet your doom!”
“You couldn’t touch me even in a million years,” Junno said as he reached under the pillow and pulled out the gun. He pulled the trigger but nothing happened. He silently cursed Changmin for not giving him anything to reload the gun with.
“It seems my words are true,” the man said as he grinned and approached Junno.
“Just my lucky day,” Junno grumbled as he pulled out the knife from under the pillow and threw it at the man’s right eye.
“Ahh! You little fucker!” he screamed as he grabbed the knife and pulled it out of his eye. That gave Junno enough time to get out of bed and run to the man’s right side. He twisted the man’s hand, making him release the sword in his hand. Junno smirked as he swiftly beheaded him.
“Glad that’s done and over with,” Junno said as he dropped the weapon in hand and walked back to the bed. “What’s up with everyone trying to kill me today?” he huffed as he fixed the bed, making it look presentable. He then went to the closet to grab clothes to change into. He smiled at the choice of clothes Changmin left him. He changed into his worn out jeans, a white graphic tee and a black leather jacket. He went over to where he left the gun and took off the silencer. He hid the weapons he used in the jacket and left the room. He clicked his tongue when he saw two men approaching him from two different sides. “Today really isn’t my day,” he sighed as he ducked right when a gunshot was heard. He barely dodged the bullet. He grabbed the knife from his jacket and threw it at one of the men’s chest. He scrambled over and grabbed the gun and lowered his head just in time to dodge another bullet. He pulled out his silencer and quickly attached it before shooting at the other man. He let out a sigh of relief when the other dropped down dead. He went over and retrieved the gun. He hid all his weapons in the jacket and walked away as if nothing just happened.
“Oh, you’re the one who was in that one room with the mess, right?” the nurse from before asked as she approached him.
“Ah, yes,” Junno said with a nod.
“Did the janitor come?” she asked as she tapped her pen against the clipboard she was holding. Junno nodded before leaving her behind. He hurried out of the hospital and ran. At that point, he really didn’t care about where he ended up. He cursed his legs when he saw that he was heading towards the place he officially first met Changmin.
“Stupid Yunho and his stupid little café,” Junno mumbled as he kicked some little pebbles out of his way. He entered the café and smiled when he saw that Yunho was behind the register while cleaning something. He walked up to the counter and stood there until Yunho looked up and gasped at the sight of Junno.
“Wha? But…I thought…what?” Yunho blabbered as his eyes widened.
“Is it really that shocking to see me?” Junno asked with a pout on his face.
“Well, of course it is! You’ve been in a coma for such a long time now! Yunho said. “Hold up,” he said as he went to the back. He returned a few seconds later with a confused Jaejoong trailing behind him.
“What is it?” Jaejoong asked as he looked over Yunho’s shoulder. “Junno!” he squealed as he pushed Yunho aside and jumped the counter just to hug Junno.
“I missed you too,” Junno said as he patted Jaejoong’s head.
“Why didn’t you say anything about waking up?” Jaejoong asked as he let go of Junno and slapped his arm.
“The hospital doesn’t allow patients in a coma to have phones,” Junno shrugged just before something collided with the window.
“Thank god I have bullet proof windows,” Yunho sighed as he pulled something out from under the counter. Jaejoong pulled Junno to the back.
“Oh my god, it better not be the rival gang again,” Jaejoong huffed as he grabbed a sniper rifle from the cupboard full of flour. “Here, your specialty,” he said as he handed the rifle to Junno. “There’s a place to snipe on the roof. You have to hurry before they get away.”
“I know,” Junno said as he ran off towards the stairs. He climbed the stairs and reached the spot Jaejoong was talking about. He set up the rifle and adjusted the scope. He immediately spotted the attackers and pulled the trigger. He licked his lips as he looked around for more people to shoot. He smirked when he spotted someone he hadn’t seen for a while. He aimed at the person’s legs and shot them both. He chuckled as he searched out for the rest of his targets. He quickly and efficiently shot them all. He left the rifle in its place as he ran down the stairs.
“You left one,” Jaejoong said as he crossed his arms.
“Of course I did,” Junno said as he left the café. He ran to the building that the survivor was on. He ran up the stairs until he reached the roof. He stopped for a minute to catch his breath. When he thought he was breathing normally, he approached the injured man.
“Aw, shit, seriously?”
“Yes, seriously,” Junno said as he pulled out one of his hidden guns and pressed it against the other’s forehead. “Tell me, Tegoshi, who sent you guys?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Really?” Junno asked as he put away his gun. He kicked Tegoshi’s face, letting a sadistic grin spread on his face as he watched the blood ooze out from the other’s thighs. “I’ll make your death slow and painful.”
“No! Don’t!” Tegoshi shrieked as he held his face with his eyes wide.
“Then tell me who sent you,” Junno said as he took his gun out again and pressed the warm metal against Tegoshi’s thigh.
“I…I can’t tell you!”
“Too bad,” Junno said as he shook his head and pulled the trigger. Tegoshi let out a piercing scream as he clawed at the spot Junno just shot. “Are you gonna spill?” he asked as he shot the other leg. Tegoshi screamed even louder as he tried to roll away from Junno. Saliva began dribbling out of his mouth as he tried to not say anything. “Do I need to put in another shot? Is that what you need?” Junno asked as he placed a foot on the bullet wounds and pressed down on them.
“Hideaki! Hideaki sent us!” Tegoshi screamed as he squeezed his eyes shut.
“It wasn’t that hard, now was it?” Junno chuckled as he put the gun back into the jacket. He pulled out the phone Changmin put in it. He called for an ambulance. “You know, I would never kill you anyway. You were one of the few I was actually fond of,” he said as he placed the phone next to Tegoshi and walked away. “So Hideaki, huh? Well, it’s time to have a rematch after all these years without any interruption.”
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