Thou Shalt Always Kill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MYVv4tgQc
'cause some people are just nice.
I love this video rediculous amounts. Just waiting for it to become an internet meme:
Thou shalt not visit the VOLKS website religiously every day to check for clothes that won't fit your doll anyways.
Thou shalt not visit a doll bbs obsessively and make less informitive posts than your friends who've been in to dollies for less amounts of time than you have and look like cute dollies themselves.
Thou shalt not squeal over every time BTSSB updates its website with new things. There are new things that look cuter on shorted people that you will not eventually end up buying. Wait for your friends to tell you about them. <-----ironic.
Thou shalt not wait in vain for your favorite nerdcore news blogger to update his blog with the nercore top 10. You will not be in on it, neither will anyone you like.
Thou shalt not watch anime and comment every five minutes on what characters you should cosplay. None of your friends like that anime, and you will never cosplay that character due to time restraints anyways.
Thous shalt not repeat Fuck the RIAA just because they collect royalties on copyrights that they do not own. Your music will never end up on an internet radio anyways. Use that anger to message bomb their mailboxes.
Thou shalt not not be envious of Japanese that are skinnier than you.
Thou shalt not be stay up late at night rearranging your dolls hair because you can't stand the fact that he is prettier than half of Harajuku.
Thau shalt not spend three hours preening in front of your mirror only to realize that you can not pull off sweet normal clothes. Put on your H.Naoto and console yourself with your dolls.
Thou shalt most more often on their LJ with relevant material, instead of reporting an Anicon that no one cares about and you only half-way remember.
Thou shalt always kill.
I could go on, but I am sleepy and must go preen my dolls.