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[rahskala]

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
evilcatlady aka SUSAN aka Best Friend!
You're 19! You're so old! haha. Enjoy your last year as a teenager. :)
I wish you a perfect year, hopefully a fantastic boy, a random run-in with Joaquin Phoenix (or a stripper), a great year of school, and good friends.
Love ya!
<3<#<2

Comments

[evilcatlady]

I was thinking. Jamie Bell's birthday is tomorrow. He'll be 20 and much closer to my age.

Can I have him? (and i'll keep Joaquin on the side) :)

[rahskala]

Hell, you can have them both.
Just not at the same time...cause that's kinda ick.

[evilcatlady]

How is it ick for me, when you're the one lusting after TWINS!?!

[rahskala]

FRED X GEORGE = Masturbation.
haha
Because they look exactly the same.
and, I wouldn't do a threesome thing, which is all I was telling you not to do.
SHEESH