Illustrated FML

[rahsie]

Ohmygosh, this has happened to me.  http://www.fmylife.com/work/929524

Sarah: Hi Marge*, how are you?
Marge: Ummmhmmm.
Sarah: What? Do you need something?
Marge: *points at nearby counter*
Sarah: What are you pointing at?
Marge: *points in slightly different location, near counter*
Sarah: Honey, can you tell me what you need?
Marge: *projectile vomit!!!*
Sarah: Oh... you needed the trash can...

*name changed to protect the elderly.