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[rahrahreplica_]

i didn't go to school again today. i felt really, really shitty. but, i am going to go to work because i need to get out of this house sooner or later. so, i think work will be fine for that. then, tomorrow i have to stay after and make up work. then friday, i probably have to do that, too. then, i have to work friday. so this sickness is really catching up with me. but i have the weekend, still. i only have to work saturday at like, nine. and i get out pretty early. so that's good. i hope i feel all better for the weekend. EVERYONE is getting sick lately. i stayed home yesterday and today talking to brooke &emy. and jess. sorry for you making that extra steamer this morning. but i'm sure you drank it, or someone did.

love, devon.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Devon!

1. If you toss Devon 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
2. Devonocracy is government by Devon.
3. Devon is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
4. Birds do not sleep in Devon, though they may rest in her from time to time.
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Devon!
6. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Devon.
7. When provoked, Devon will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
8. The colour of Devon is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
9. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Devon!
10. Devon is the world's smallest mammal!