Note to Cat
Dear Cairo,
I am sorry to have deprived you of the endless entertainment to be found in the HUGE FUCKING SEWER ROACH which you caught all by yourself, and proceeded to cart all over the house, periodically letting it go so that you could once again pounce upon it and chase it across the rug. I realize that, left to your own devices, you would have derived even more entertainment from said roach's eventual grisly demise and your probable consumption of it, followed by your inevitable barfing it up upon the living room rug. And I, callous, evil cat-owner that I am, have ruined this delightful prospect, cruelly snatching your prize from beneath your very paws, and disposing of it in a peremptory fashion.
I apologize. Every species has its flaws, and humans just fail to understand the fatal lure of sewer roaches.
Rants Talk to me
I am sorry to have deprived you of the endless entertainment to be found in the HUGE FUCKING SEWER ROACH which you caught all by yourself, and proceeded to cart all over the house, periodically letting it go so that you could once again pounce upon it and chase it across the rug. I realize that, left to your own devices, you would have derived even more entertainment from said roach's eventual grisly demise and your probable consumption of it, followed by your inevitable barfing it up upon the living room rug. And I, callous, evil cat-owner that I am, have ruined this delightful prospect, cruelly snatching your prize from beneath your very paws, and disposing of it in a peremptory fashion.
I apologize. Every species has its flaws, and humans just fail to understand the fatal lure of sewer roaches.
Rants Talk to me