Fine, then!

[rahirah]

I did not get anything I wanted to do this weekend, and therefore I am cranky. I hereby declare it SCHMOOPY COMFORT FIC SUNDAY.

Gimme a prompt, people!

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[elizardbits]

Buffy decides that the Jonas brothers are horribly annoying. Spike hungrily devours them for her, IN THE NAME OF LOVE.

TAKE THAT, FLIST!

[thisficklemob]

Heeeeeeee.

[rahirah]

"OoooooOOOoooh," Spike groaned.

"Don't be such a baby." Buffy fluffed his pillow aggressively. "It's only a stomach ache. You shouldn't have eaten all three of them at once."

"I'm bloody well dying here, Slayer!" He buried his head in the comforter. "Wouldn't have eaten 'em at all if I'd known they weren't human."

Buffy rolled her eyes. "Do you think I'd have let you eat them if they were? And what did you expect? They work for Disney!" She sighed. "The only downside is there'll be another set of them on the charts in three months, and I probably can't convince you to eat them too."

Spike growled weakly. "Not bloody likely. Now pass the Pepto-Bismol."

[elizardbits]

AHAHA THANK YOU. :D

Oh god, this is so awesome.

[rahirah]

:bows:

[thisficklemob]

Aww, poor tummy achey Spike. Disney demons give you indigestion.

[jen_nsync_landl]

Excellent. And this bit is truly inspired: "And what did you expect? They work for Disney!" ;)

[typographer]

Hahaahaahahahahahahahahaha!