Cinco de YUM!
(Scratch head) OK, so right after I make the claim that rec communities rarely link to me? su_herald links to what is quite possibly the lamest excuse for a story I've ever written. I do not understand the internets.
This morning we took Mom out to look at refrigerators. Hers is old and tiny, and I'm not sure they make them that small any longer. :P Had a scare this afternoon when the laptop kept shutting off mysteriously, but with invaluable assistance from fenchurche determined it was due to a dead battery. Tomorrow, must mow lawn. I still need to get to the post office. Grr.
How To Cause Unrest
1. Start an anonymeme. Attack yourself viciously on it.
2. Pick a ship, any ship. Write an essay proving that anyone who likes it is unhinged.
3. Post anonymous criticisms of ten people on your flist. Ask everyone to guess who they are.
4. Fake your own death.
5. Create sockpuppets. Use them to stage a coup.
6. Post enormous jpgs of your feet. Never cut-tag.
7. Pick a subject, any subject. Compare it to A) rape. B) Hitler C) Being raped by Hitler.
8. Paste heds on yay.
9. Announce that you're leaving fandom forever. Hint vaguely that Someone Is Responsible.
10. Sell your fanfic on eBay.
This morning we took Mom out to look at refrigerators. Hers is old and tiny, and I'm not sure they make them that small any longer. :P Had a scare this afternoon when the laptop kept shutting off mysteriously, but with invaluable assistance from fenchurche determined it was due to a dead battery. Tomorrow, must mow lawn. I still need to get to the post office. Grr.
How To Cause Unrest
1. Start an anonymeme. Attack yourself viciously on it.
2. Pick a ship, any ship. Write an essay proving that anyone who likes it is unhinged.
3. Post anonymous criticisms of ten people on your flist. Ask everyone to guess who they are.
4. Fake your own death.
5. Create sockpuppets. Use them to stage a coup.
6. Post enormous jpgs of your feet. Never cut-tag.
7. Pick a subject, any subject. Compare it to A) rape. B) Hitler C) Being raped by Hitler.
8. Paste heds on yay.
9. Announce that you're leaving fandom forever. Hint vaguely that Someone Is Responsible.
10. Sell your fanfic on eBay.