Because some of you could use a laugh today.
Scroll down to the review of Cookin' with Coolio, because it includes such text as this:
Coolio, more known for his mid-90s rap hits “Fantastic Voyage” and “Gangsta's Paradise” cooks, caters, and shows you how to be a Kitchen Pimp. ("Here's a little salad that's man enough to feed the beast in you but healthy enough to get her to spend some time with your beast. Shaka to the Zulu, biyatchezes.").
I need to refer to more people as "the Kitchen Pimp." X)