Interrupting Cow
I was in front of my later class, earlier today, attempting to point out a particular passage in the English Bill of Rights, when I lost my train of thought entirely.
Me: "I'd like to point out, on the second page, the second one of the paragraphs of the oath..."
Student near usually-mostly-closed door: "What the fuck?"
Me: ::brain goes blank:: "Was that...a giant panda?"
Student: "It was a giant cow. The cow from Chik-fil-A."
Me: "I'm sorry. I've just lost my train of thought."
((General laughter from students))
Me: "Right, so this second paragraph, which reads...."
Me: "I'd like to point out, on the second page, the second one of the paragraphs of the oath..."
Student near usually-mostly-closed door: "What the fuck?"
Me: ::brain goes blank:: "Was that...a giant panda?"
Student: "It was a giant cow. The cow from Chik-fil-A."
Me: "I'm sorry. I've just lost my train of thought."
((General laughter from students))
Me: "Right, so this second paragraph, which reads...."