wham! Boff! Sproink! Slice-n-dice!
anonymous
May 11 2007, 10:06:57 UTC
I felt that way after (once again) explaining to a MALE doctor about girlie problems causing moodiness. I'll bet a jury would have aquitted me too, even if it included some men('cause their womenfolk'd do the same thing to them) because ALL the women would have agreed that ANYTHING I'd done was justifiable.
I'll assume humans were involved, because the family pets NEVER make any human feel like that. Well, my dear, go into the garden and dig around for a bit. Then, dig a small hole and drop in pebbles while reciting the gulty party's name/s and cover and jump on it a lot. Hell, throw in some pesticides for good luck. The neighbors will stare (as they do here), but it always makes one happier.
...thought bubble..."Hey! Let me out! No, really! Hey, what are you doing here?...You too, huh?...I'll never do that again, if I ever get out of here alive!...Speaking of which, I can't breath!(Amanda smiles to herself at the thought)...Help!...Let us out!...=gasp=...=gurgle=...ponk. (Amanda again smiles and walks quietly indoors without a backwards glance).
I know I'm silly and yes,I would rather see you laughing.
Hang in there, Chicky-Poo(yes, I actually said that. I say that to all my female passengers). I'll be thinking about you!
I'll assume humans were involved, because the family pets NEVER make any human feel like that. Well, my dear, go into the garden and dig around for a bit. Then, dig a small hole and drop in pebbles while reciting the gulty party's name/s and cover and jump on it a lot. Hell, throw in some pesticides for good luck. The neighbors will stare (as they do here), but it always makes one happier.
...thought bubble..."Hey! Let me out! No, really! Hey, what are you doing here?...You too, huh?...I'll never do that again, if I ever get out of here alive!...Speaking of which, I can't breath!(Amanda smiles to herself at the thought)...Help!...Let us out!...=gasp=...=gurgle=...ponk. (Amanda again smiles and walks quietly indoors without a backwards glance).
I know I'm silly and yes,I would rather see you laughing.
Hang in there, Chicky-Poo(yes, I actually said that. I say that to all my female passengers). I'll be thinking about you!
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