Jiu-Jitsu Face
I decided to grapple with some guys at the gym yesterday. Got hit in the face a couple times...and took a knee to the nose. Since grappling doesn't traditionally include strikes I was a bit surprised. On the bright side I got a couple submissions.
I've been trying to come up with snappy comebacks should somebody comment on my face today.
Part of me wants to instantly respond with "She loves me!!! She didn't mean to hit me!"
While another part wants to go with "You should see the other guy. Not a mark on him. The bastard."
Which one do you think works best?
I've been trying to come up with snappy comebacks should somebody comment on my face today.
Part of me wants to instantly respond with "She loves me!!! She didn't mean to hit me!"
While another part wants to go with "You should see the other guy. Not a mark on him. The bastard."
Which one do you think works best?