Musing on Torchwood
I have images of Torchwood Human Resources interviewing people and screening out heterosexuals and the simply gay.
HR: "Gender preference?"
Subject: "Is that strictly necessary, sir?"
HR: "Special ops. We need to know everything."
Subject: "Well...you see, I'm a homosexual."
HR: "Just a homosexual?"
Subject: "Uh. Yes, sir."
HR: "I'm sorry. We can't use you. Thank you for your time, though."
HR: "Gender preference?"
Subject: "Is that strictly necessary, sir?"
HR: "Special ops. We need to know everything."
Subject: "Well...you see, I'm a homosexual."
HR: "Just a homosexual?"
Subject: "Uh. Yes, sir."
HR: "I'm sorry. We can't use you. Thank you for your time, though."