[ic voicemail post]

[ragnalol]

I'm in the shower at the moment, can't hear you!

Beep.

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[fated_blade]

Naoya said I should ask you about...'curves.'

[audio]

[ragnalol]

You've reached the expert on them, milady!

What do you want to know?

[audio]

[fated_blade]

...do I have any?

[audio]

[ragnalol]

You do! All in the right places, if I may add.

[audio]

[fated_blade]

You do not think I look like a little boy?

[audio]

[ragnalol]

You look - no, you are a very beautiful and shapely woman, Saber.

[so glad you can't see the grin on his face right now. so glad.]

[audio]

[fated_blade]

While I appreciate such an opinion, not even the Golden one agrees with you.

[not like she cares...because she doesn't]

[audio]

[ragnalol]

Oh?

[you know, I heard the Nile is pretty good this time of the year.]

So you are comparing my opinion to his?

[audio]

[fated_blade]

[She doesn't like deserts]

Of course not. It just makes me more certain of his shallow feelings.

He does not even think me beautiful.

[and it's proving Naoya wrong, dammit]

[audio]

[ragnalol]

[orly? also, facepalm.jpg]

Saber, Saber, Saber.

[tsk tsk.]

What makes you say that?

[audio]

[fated_blade]

He said as much himself.

My 'tablet flat bosom' does not impress him.

[audio]

[ragnalol]

Trust me, he's lying through his teeth.

[audio]

[fated_blade]

The King of Heroes does not lie. He is a despicable, arrogant bastard, but he never lies.

[audio]

[ragnalol]

Really? How do you know?

[audio]

[fated_blade]

Precisely because he is too proud.

[audio]

[ragnalol]

Have you ever considered the fact that he is too proud to admit that he does admire you?