dream 003 ♠ have a fashion show
Warnings &clubs None.
Dream Effects &clubs [Optional] Amusement, a bit of 'what the hell is going on', and a whole lot of 'what have I done to deserve this.'
So a cat, a stick of dango, and a bat walk into a bar, and less than thirty minutes later, they get kicked out.
"Not my fault," said the cat (who was actually Loki, in full human form and in an incredibly pink confection that can be barely considered as a Hello Kitty mascot costume), to the stick of dango (which would actually be Naoya, looking resplendent in his balls anthromorphic dango stick costume). The stick of dango whapped the cat upside the head, and was about to hiss something rather rude, when the bat stepped in.
The bat (girl, who was actually a certain Steph) was actually really, really, hot, and the cat spent around five minutes staring at her before the dango hit him again and dragged him away.
"What gives, dango?"
"You were looking at her like Sylvester eyeing Tweety Bird."
The cat stops, and stares at the dango. "Wow, you actually watch - "
"Mister Hello Kitty! Mister An-dango!" came the cry from behind, and the cat found himself tackled down into a pit full of coloured, child-sized balls (what the fuck? was the general consensus) by an ice-cream popsicle, holding a bunch of grapes.
The ice-cream popsicle (why on Midgard was Namine an ice-cream popsicle?) chucked the bunch of grapes (that suspiciously sounded like it was screeching 'Purple Nurples!') into the dango's face, and the dango teetered over into the ball pit with a groan not unlike the Titanic sinking into the cold, blue sea.
And then the cat - er, Loki, wakes up, batting the 'berry around - "I am blaming that brat - !" - and it topples over into the carpet and shuts off.
Dream Effects &clubs [Optional] Amusement, a bit of 'what the hell is going on', and a whole lot of 'what have I done to deserve this.'
So a cat, a stick of dango, and a bat walk into a bar, and less than thirty minutes later, they get kicked out.
"Not my fault," said the cat (who was actually Loki, in full human form and in an incredibly pink confection that can be barely considered as a Hello Kitty mascot costume), to the stick of dango (which would actually be Naoya, looking resplendent in his balls anthromorphic dango stick costume). The stick of dango whapped the cat upside the head, and was about to hiss something rather rude, when the bat stepped in.
The bat (girl, who was actually a certain Steph) was actually really, really, hot, and the cat spent around five minutes staring at her before the dango hit him again and dragged him away.
"What gives, dango?"
"You were looking at her like Sylvester eyeing Tweety Bird."
The cat stops, and stares at the dango. "Wow, you actually watch - "
"Mister Hello Kitty! Mister An-dango!" came the cry from behind, and the cat found himself tackled down into a pit full of coloured, child-sized balls (what the fuck? was the general consensus) by an ice-cream popsicle, holding a bunch of grapes.
The ice-cream popsicle (why on Midgard was Namine an ice-cream popsicle?) chucked the bunch of grapes (that suspiciously sounded like it was screeching 'Purple Nurples!') into the dango's face, and the dango teetered over into the ball pit with a groan not unlike the Titanic sinking into the cold, blue sea.
And then the cat - er, Loki, wakes up, batting the 'berry around - "I am blaming that brat - !" - and it topples over into the carpet and shuts off.