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-|Random Questions|-
1) Do you stay up late at night chain-smoking parliament lights and browsing the internet?
FUCK YES.
2) Do you over-analyze the meta of almost every conversation?
OH HELL YEAH
3) Can you stretch out 1/4 cup of milk to accommodate 4 cups of cheerios?
FUCKIN' A RIGHT I CAN
4) Megaman?
FUCK YES PLEASE
-|Have you ever...|-
1) Broken up, reconciled, and had sex with the same person, in that order all in under an hour?
Yes. Yes I have.
2) Cut and hung jerky, lied about how delicious your new york steaks were, and learned to eyeball a pound of ground beef within .01 lbs, while practicing vegetarianism?
Sure.
3) Hooked up a super nintendo and a fan in a 6ft by 6ft by 3ft crawlspace so your friends and you would have a place to smoke shit tons of weed, drink beer, and play inordinate amounts of Super Mario World while your parents were none the wiser?
You could say that.
-|Last person you...|-
1) Were punched HARD by
Cindy
2) Were bitten HARD by
Cindy
3) Were pinched REALLY hard by
Cindy
4) Had "pre"-maritals with?
Cindy
5) Were choked into submission and subsequently bitch slapped by?
Cindy's ex-boyfriend
-|If you could...|-
1) Be anything, what would you be?
A kitten. A very fat kitten. orange maybe.
2) Eat anything
Alright that's enough.