And now for something completely different, but
There is at least one person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you.
So let's play...
*dramatic pause for fanfare*
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS!
The rules are simple:
If you want to date the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours."
If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it."
Nervous? Don't be. Everyone's doing it. Besides, we all know you've fucked at least one person on your friends list. If not... you are not using LJ to its full potential.
The fun comes when you repost this and see who replies.
Don't worry, my friends, all comments will be permanently screened. No one will ever know. Except me, of course. *cough*