For those about to rock...
"As you can see by my body, i can get the pick of the litter. If i want a relationship, i'll find a guy who has money and a future, not some well-hung babyface who lives off his parents money!"
"Hey, there was a compliment in there, I know it!"
"I worked at korean company, but im japanese."
"Its like when when momma bird pushes baby bird out of nest: If baby bird flies, good for baby. If baby bird falls and cracks head on cement and gets eaten by cat, then baby has to try harder next time."
"I'll take all my knowledge, all my experiences, everything i've learned and turn it into a show!"
"Are you high?"
"The internet is for porn!"
"What happened to her?"
"Some idiot threw a penny off the empire state building and ripped her head off. the doctors sewed it back on and shes doing fine."
"I caught the bouquet...well, actually some little girl caught it but she wasn't strong enough."
"We found scientology!"
"Hey, there was a compliment in there, I know it!"
"I worked at korean company, but im japanese."
"Its like when when momma bird pushes baby bird out of nest: If baby bird flies, good for baby. If baby bird falls and cracks head on cement and gets eaten by cat, then baby has to try harder next time."
"I'll take all my knowledge, all my experiences, everything i've learned and turn it into a show!"
"Are you high?"
"The internet is for porn!"
"What happened to her?"
"Some idiot threw a penny off the empire state building and ripped her head off. the doctors sewed it back on and shes doing fine."
"I caught the bouquet...well, actually some little girl caught it but she wasn't strong enough."
"We found scientology!"