Dennis Leary Quote
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant..meat tastes like murder...and murder tastes pretty damn good...you will eat the meat folks....you know why? Because America is founded on two things..Meat and War..You eat enough fucking meat you wanna kill somebody that's the way it works...that was the ultimate american dream for me during that persian gulf war..I was sitting there in my living room...naked...with a can of budweiser..and a 3 inch steak watching the war live on TV..I had a 6 foot erection with a giant cheeseburger on the end of it! I ate so much meat during the war that by the time it was over 3 weeks later..I said 'no no!! keep fighting!! on ur way back...make 2 stops 1st stop..Vietnam suprise the shit out of those people..2nd stop...not Iraq...not Iran..not Russia...I'll tell u where...you know where?.Canada....I don't trust those people..You know why? They're too nice..and too quiet...and they live right above america...I think that if you live right in buffalo on the canadian border...and you listen closely at night..you can here the damn canadians sharpening their ice skates getting ready to come over here and take our fucking cheese!' I don't trust those people."
~ Dennis Leary
"Only in america will there be a guy..That Coccaine wasn't good enough for! He had to make a drug..that would make his heart explode in one hit! And then name it after a part of his own ass! I would Never do crack..I would never do a drug named after a part of my OWN ASS!"
"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"
"The 70s..There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!"
"Most people say..'Marijuana leads to other drugs..' It does not! It leads to carpentry! I didn't quit smoking weed because it was illegal..I quit because I didn't want to build shit!"
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~ Dennis Leary
"Only in america will there be a guy..That Coccaine wasn't good enough for! He had to make a drug..that would make his heart explode in one hit! And then name it after a part of his own ass! I would Never do crack..I would never do a drug named after a part of my OWN ASS!"
"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"
"The 70s..There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!"
"Most people say..'Marijuana leads to other drugs..' It does not! It leads to carpentry! I didn't quit smoking weed because it was illegal..I quit because I didn't want to build shit!"
Umm..Yeah..Bored...If you can Download videos..DL Dennis Leary - No Cure For Cancer..It's great..