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WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YO TRUNK? IMA GET GET GET GET YOU DRUNK GET YOU LOVE DRUNK OFF MY HUMP MY HUMP MY HUMP beeninmyheadforaweekstraight
Hey so I heard only cool kids update once a month. Im at work and alone for lunch (tear) so I decided to spice up my subway sub with a little livejournal.
Last weekend was the most fun I've had in abouuuuuuuut a year or something. It was probably the most ridiculously funny weekend ever. I went to Gainesville and scooped up Michael and his friend Tommy and we went up to Tallahassee and crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrashed the hell out of some parties on Fri and Sat night, especially Saturday. Just, the randomness was nuts. It was one thing after the other. From Michael telling some random girl in Whataburger to shut her fucking Pocahontas mouth, to Brittany signing Tommy's penis with a Sharpie, to me letting Tommy draw a moustache on me with permanent marker and walking around the party pretending to be Pierre Escargot: completely, ridiculously hilaire.
Anyways, my Dad and his girlfriend left today for a cruise to the Bahamas and wont be back till Saturday, I THINK I MADE MY POINT. Nah, in all seriousness... I just feel like relaxing at the beach, which is odd. BUT IF PARTYING IS YOUR DEAL THEN plllllease come to Gainesville next Friday the 12th when I move in because there's gonna be a massive party all weekend.
Im so excited to move to Gainesville you dont even know. I was kind of iffy about ti at first, but honestly anywhere but here will suffice dear GOD. I work at the lame ass law office all day and DO NOTHING, then I go home tired and pissed and then my Dad and Patricia proceed to annoy the freaking hell out of me. It's not that they're annoying, Im just whatever, I want OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT>
So whatever Im addicted to MySpace now. On it alllllll the freaking time, kinda sad but it's what I do at work. I've met some random ass people too like this guy Tupacca just PLEASE look him up if you have myspace. Okay I just realized I have nothing to say, really. OH I GOT MY HAIR DONE that's something. It's pretty cool actually. It's REDDDDD with black and blonde in it and cut all kinds of choppy. I'll see when I can post pics of iittttttttttttttt and Dasher gets more cleaaaaaaaaaaave. Althogh ty mer for the cleave shoutout on myspace OKAY IM OUT.