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Name: Molly Gallagher Telfer
Age: 20
Height: 5’5
Weight: pffffffff
Appearance: um? TOTALLY BANGIN HOT, is that one?
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brownish with blonde highlights, little past the shoulders
Skin: Fair... trying to tan it up tho
Gils: (isn't it spelled gills eric? sorry I won my 6th grade spelling bee) UM ZERO I THINK
Breast: Yah I have 2.. brb i'll check
Penis: Sometimes I wish I had both... weird?
Number of ribs: wtf jackson? IF THE MOON WAS MADE OF EM I'D EAT IT THEN.
Number of teeth: 24
Missing organs: MY brothers told me that I only had one kidney till I was like 10... how fucking mean.
Extra organs: Zero
Scars: 3 obvious ones that I can think of
5 Bonus points for missing fingers and/or teeth: I HAVE A FAKE TOOTH.
Music
Favorite Band: Tons... Dave, Weezer, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Jimmy Eat World
Favorite Artist: Joss Stone is up there.... Stevie Nicks too
Can You name a Jazz artist?: Yes, several.
Are they dead?: Some of them.
If they aren’t dead would you kill them?: Nope, they're pretty talented
For a Klondike bar?: OH SHIT YOU GOT ME
How do you feel about Bono (This could affect our friendship)?: lmao Eric... I hate him almost as much as God hates David Hasselhoff.
Best Video: Song #2 by Blur or The Scientist by Coldplay.
Something you’d like to see live: like alive? Chris Farley should still be alive.
Something you’d like to see dead: Paris Hilton doesn't exactly have to die... she just needs to fall off the face of the Earth.
10 Bonus points if it’s Bono, you‘d like to see dead: 0
Reading
Can you read?: Yes
Do you read?: Yes, leisurely when I can.
How often: Everyday pretty much
What do you read?: Books for school, Magazines
Last thing you read: Schoolwise- Medea... Leisurely- Invisible Monsters
Something you’d like to read: My Story- Marilyn Monroe which I ordered yesssterday! I want to also read The 5 People you meets in Heaven and Slaughterhouse Five... anyone have those?
Favorite Author: Christopher Rice is good, Alice Seabold, Chuck Palahniuk
15 Bonus points if you can’t read and are still taking this survey: wow, im losing bigtime
Favorites
TV Show: Friends, The OC, Nip/Tuck, Saved by the Bell, The Real World
Zombie: Couldn't name one.
Hair cut: Kentucky Waterfall
Flower: Daffodil
Rat: Pinky from Pinky and the Brain... although he was a mouse i think. Eh, whatev.
Shirt: anything black really.... oh god and i love my 1983 Fishing Festival shirt
Douche: Eric Jackson... OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT
Member of Motley Crew: Tommy Lee (duh, he's hot)
Type of Cancer: really? Cancer of the Eric.
Shoes: Wedges/Esparadilles, Flip Flops
Poem: Childbeater by Ai (some crazy shit) lol BARTER BY SARA TEASDALE...not
Song: Tons... The Freshman- The Verve Pipe, Crush- DMB, Lets Stay Together- Al Green, Buddy Holly- Weezer
Position (You know for fucking): WAY TO JUST CALL ME OUT ON MY V-CARD ERIC GOSH.
Condom: Lambskin.... alllllllll lambskin.
Murder: Jack the Ripper. i do not know. Best weapon is def an icicle though.
Saint: Francis of Asisi... lol idk
Feminist: Damn this is definitely an Eric survey... Susan B. Anthony? I don't know, females are the weaker sex what do you want me to say?
Mythical Creature: I kinda like how Io wouldn't bang Zeus so he turned her into a cow.. so her as a cow would be mine for now.
Beer: Miller High Life, Miller Light, Warsteiner
10 Bonus points if you just had sex: 10... with myself? lmapgaeoigeahi im jk
Random Questions
How many cars have you owned?: 2
How much does your head weigh?: Probably like 6 lbs.
How many times was Marvin Gaye shot?: Twice. Didn't his Dad shoot him because of insurance or some bullshit?
Who would win in a fight Aquaman or Darth Vader?: Darth Vader... dunno who Aquaman is.
Can you eat just one?: Probably not.
How many abortions have you had?: Nada.
Planning to have?: Hopefully not.
You want kids some day?: maybe... although I am not a big fan.
What kind?: Well def. puppies... then maybe a homo sapien, we'll see
Names?: Eva, Patrick... my puppy-Lola
Ever worn horns?: Yep
Seen another person wear them?: Yep
Think that’s lame?: Um I was the devil for Halloween 2 years ago wtf
What is Cotton Eyed Joe about?: Is it about a pirate? A slave?
Who is Cotton Eyed Joe by?: Chieftains
Ever been in a riot?:Nah
What about a mob, please name the type of mob: Nada
15 Bonus points for monster or tax mobs: 0
Love
Ever been in love?: No
Was it with a person?: Notttt Yet
It’s totally cool if it wasn’t you can say: Well I am in love with Ashton Kutcher, this I know
Sexual Orientation: Straight... although Im pretty sure I would impregnate Angelina Jolie
Do you think “L Bomb” should be used by human adults in mature conversations?: Sure... if you mean it and aren't fucking someone on the side.
Is that how you spell “L Bomb?”: wtf?
Number of pregnancy scares (Men this counts for you too): Sometimes I think I am, but im like wow that's impossible, Im just hungry
Current crush: Neighbor....sorta
Chances they hate you: Um... it's a love/hate relationship
Chances I hate you: NEVER... Eric loves the Molly
Ever get a stuff animal from a love: Nope, got a lousy pin that the dick had already given some 7th grader (I was in 6th) and I threw it at him in the arcade at the Valentines Day Dance... I'll show you what's up.
What was it: Some lame, fake gold angel pin.
30 Bonus points for monkeys and sharks: No, but I gave my friend like a 30ft monkey... so Im giving myself 15 pts.
Friends
Your friends are: Insane, Interesting
Friends you miss: Brittany, Jane, Sarah, Michael
Dead Friends: Patrick
Stupid friends: Michael lmao
Drunk friends: Delia, Brittnole, Travis
Sex friends: None
4 Bonus points if they don’t know you called them stupid: 4
Random 2
Would you have sex with a robot: LOL IM GONNA PEE. maybe.
What if you didn’t know it was a robot?: Yah, that would be the better chance.
LEAVE ME ALONE don’t you think I feel bad enough?: I hope so.
If you had to be racist you’d hate: You didnt answer this Eric. I'd hate white people.
Last time you felt moved: Listening to Damien Rice... yah, Im lame.
Last time you moved: To let Whitney in the apt.
Last time you cried: I got teary-eyed in Guess Who? during like one part.
Why were you crying?: Movie.
Are you a big baby?: Nope
How often you drink?: About 3 times a week.
Any addictions: Ehhhhhhhhhhh spending, drinking but Im not really addicted I just really like it.
Describe a dream that made you sad: My Dad went to jail.
Describe a happy dream: Meeting Manny Ramirez on campus... being friends with celebrities.
9 Bonus points if your dream had ninjas or Pam cooking spray: 0
Count your bonus points out of a possible 158 what do you have: 34