Jesus is here on earth but in the form of high school students
so today was a pretty ordinary day.I had a test in bio which sucked, but i'm feelin confident about it so that makes me happy. Speaking of veatch and bio, pat garrett and kwortek come in her class all the time during our hour and 've never actually seen them do anything but they are hilarouis. SO they com in the other day and grabbed the TV and took it some where. THey come like 15 minutes later with red faces like they have been laughing pretty hard and so they were putting the TV back and asked out class if we wanted to screen their movie for bio2 and of course we all said yes. Amazon woman, after many and many pleads said yes, she's cool like that sometimes. THe movie starts out it is in black and white and the excorcism theme song is playin and the camera is goin through the empty halls of Ben Hur nursing home. I'm cracking up because of the anticipation. SO the camera cuts a corner and kwortek is dressed up as a priest and is standing over tacowho is lying on a couch( like kwortek is gonna do an excorcism on taco to get rid of his tapeworms). SO the camera gets TAco in it's view and taco just squirms around for like 5 minutes. If you have ever seen family guy you will get me. so then they fast forward through some stuff and it's back to color again and the camera is zoomed in on a door. THe camera then changes to this like heat vision mode and it is layered with this gospel singer singing and slow mo. And out pops jesus(corbin houston)...i friggin lost it and if totheroh was there he too would have gone nuts. SO then jesus tells us the good word and that the tapeworms aren't the ones killing people and then a ninja dressed pat pops up and shanks jesus' holy figure. SO then jsesu chases the ninja down outside and they spar off and decide to trade fistacuffs. THe mortal kombat voice comes over and says "FIGHT" and the music for mortal kombat starts playing( losing it again)...a staff is thrown to jesus and he shows off some flashy moves and then the ninja gets back with his amazing skills. SO they start fighting it looks really good..like old kung fu movies. ANd so his holiness ends up winning which makes me think how the jews must feel(yeah i know...essin with religions). so that was pretty cool...then to end it, kwortek and jesus are at a bar and kwortek orders a drink and then jesus orders water...( jesus can turn water into wine...get it) so then kwortek says ," sweet,free booze" and that's the end. THe editing on it was amazing and i learned that if tapeworms every get into my body...a staff wielding jesus will come to my rescue to battle off unwanted ninjas. THen after the movie kwortek drew this picture of mrs. veatch hanging her self because kwortek just broke up with her and a third armed pat was in the mix and an apple. SO yeah...check the movie out.