latent librarian tendancies

Jan 26, 2006 10:12

I'm going to start posting the interesting things I hear around campus and in my classes. Generally, they're pretty fucking amusing, sometimes deeply philosophical in a very art school kind of way. We talk a lot of crazy. Sometimes we talk good college student sense, like "We should gamble for cereal." It'll be like Overheard in NYC or Overheard in the Office, I guess. I think I'm gonna hafta explain a few of these, give them some kind on context. Hmm. Alright, cool.

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"No, we're not going to challenge them at frizbee. Even though we could beat them." - Dean of the Theatre school announcing that a group from Julliard will be visiting.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure we still have a bunch of strap-ons in the prop shop."

"That floor was destroyed by flood."
"Yeah, and that flood was beer!"

"I was sort of hoping for a cult-like transmission of lore."

"I want you to have an immersive encounter with your own desires"

"If I speak loud enough for you to hear me in the balcony, I'm already lying."

"The waltz is porn."

"The bourgeoise in France weren't middle class, they were like triple chocolate over middle."

"You guys are so artistic." - my Biology as Music teacher, during a discussion about deciding what can be qualified as 'music.'

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