THAT'S IT. Oceanography is officially on my blacklist.
I saw the best bumper thingy ever today. Not a sticker, whatever you call the metal things you can put on. At first sight, I thought it was just one of those subtly obnoxious "jesus fishes", but when I looked closer, it was actually this:
I love it. I'm buying one. I'm getting t-shirts and lunchboxes. I'm voting for it next election.
P.S. - if anyone wants to send me chicken noodle soup or gingerale, it would be much appreciated. :) I've already had about 4 gallons of orange juice...