I'M BORN, I'M ALIVE, I FUCK SUBUCNI
To Melissa: (yes that means she didn't write it to all you smart people)
meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a-
1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
Hmm.. for those of us who don't feel like whipping out that good old handy dandy Theasaurus or Dictionary see the above :P
MELISSA f English, Greek Mythology, Ancient Greek
Pronounced: me-LIS-a
Means "bee" in Greek. This was the name of a nymph (NYMPHOMANIAC -- hahahahhaha) that cared for young Zeus in Greek mythology. It is also the name of the fairy who helps Rogero escape from the witch Alcina in the poem 'Orlando Furioso' by Ariosto. RIGHT..
GROSS
Brutishly coarse, as in behavior; crude: “It is futile to expect a hungry and squalid population to be anything but violent and gross” (Thomas H. Huxley).
Offensive; disgusting.
Lacking sensitivity or discernment; unrefined:
Carnal; sensual.
Dense; profuse.
Broad; general: the gross outlines of a plan.
Ey.. not the most flattering thing ever.. haha but we know it's not true, so to all u lame mother fuckers who didn't read that Melissa is a Sex Machine Bee Fucking Offensive girl.. alright now that we got that down lol.. I wanted to say that we have gr8 writers namely (Socrates, Plato, Aristotle) are they jews? nah.. so we gotta add some jew represent up there.. I NOMINATE MELISSA for her wise words of inspiration.. ahha right?
rageoftheaxe: screw them fuckers
rageoftheaxe: INKABUS ( subucni)
rageoftheaxe: ha haa!
rageoftheaxe: i like nip rings
rageoftheaxe: 8-)
Not only is Melissa a well talented girl, she can rap, so she'll be very social among all the minorities of peoples... here's an example of her gr8 writings.. (will be posted soon-- due to technical difficulties >.<)
We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
bret parham 112: who is this
bret parham 112: >:o
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
Free2grind360: lol
HockeyBabe4Ya: will u sir???
Free2grind360: im undecided
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
WeEd4TrAvIs: no i have to give my vote to ashley wolf
HockeyBabe4Ya: THAT'S ME N****
HockeyBabe4Ya: WILL U VOTE FOR HER
WeEd4TrAvIs: y
WeEd4TrAvIs: i wanna vote 4 u
WeEd4TrAvIs: chink
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
trashmaster7000: who the fuck are you
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
vikingleprachaun signed off at 7:49:29 PM.
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
crzybiatch4lyf16: uhh...
crzybiatch4lyf16: confused
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
jdskafye438: umm what the?
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
x1xgemenix1x signed off at 7:49:27 PM.
x1xgemenix1x: Y should I?
x1xgemenix1x: what will she do for me?
HockeyBabe4Ya: she will keep the streets free of crime and illegal jew killling spress
HockeyBabe4Ya: sprees**
x1xgemenix1x: I dont care for that
HockeyBabe4Ya: oh she'll suck ur dick for 5 dolla
x1xgemenix1x: 5 DOLLA'!!!
x1xgemenix1x: LoL
x1xgemenix1x: no
x1xgemenix1x: i dont need her
x1xgemenix1x: i can do it myself
x1xgemenix1x: LoL
x1xgemenix1x: jk
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
kamikazi pyro: no
kamikazi pyro: i already back a jew
HockeyBabe4Ya: who?
kamikazi pyro: matt
kamikazi pyro: matt margolis
HockeyBabe4Ya: no just say yes
HockeyBabe4Ya: or I cut off ur balls
kamikazi pyro: NO
kamikazi pyro: i am loyal to matt
kamikazi pyro: and only matt
HockeyBabe4Ya: do it or die
kamikazi pyro: never
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
HellBlazer202: ummm sure
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
BrokenWingz223: no
HockeyBabe4Ya: why
BrokenWingz223: who is this
HockeyBabe4Ya: i'll slice off ur balls if u don't say yes
BrokenWingz223: im gonna oven bake your fuckin race
Melissa also has strong words on Violence briefly tell us Melissa what do you think bout Violence... rageoftheaxe: n o violence rageoftheaxe: i dont want these fuckers to think im wekk..slicing balls
After considering the above I'm sure you've come to the conclusion Melissa Gross your future leader of America :) ..
My Ode To Jews
(picture this playing to the star-spangled banner)
Without Jews what would this world be,
With out Jews we probably couldn't see..
They brought over beautiful words,
And taught us a thing or two ;) about the bees and the birds..
:) Thank You.. and now for our Yiddish Lesson of the day..
Schnookum - sweetie (term of endearment) <-- didn't know that was Jewish did you ya putz
Ferschnoshked - drunk hehe need I say more
Tuckus leker - ass kisser
And Melissa will be the only one who gets this.. but.. Trayf - Unkosher wat the hell.. :)
WELL I THINK I USED UP MY LIMIT OF WORDS FOR LIVEJOURNAL.. I'LL BE OFF NOW.. I LOVE YOU MELISSA!!!! :)
BROUGHT TO YOU BY: YOUR FRIENDLY JEW; UH-OH OREO..
meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a-
1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
Hmm.. for those of us who don't feel like whipping out that good old handy dandy Theasaurus or Dictionary see the above :P
MELISSA f English, Greek Mythology, Ancient Greek
Pronounced: me-LIS-a
Means "bee" in Greek. This was the name of a nymph (NYMPHOMANIAC -- hahahahhaha) that cared for young Zeus in Greek mythology. It is also the name of the fairy who helps Rogero escape from the witch Alcina in the poem 'Orlando Furioso' by Ariosto. RIGHT..
GROSS
Brutishly coarse, as in behavior; crude: “It is futile to expect a hungry and squalid population to be anything but violent and gross” (Thomas H. Huxley).
Offensive; disgusting.
Lacking sensitivity or discernment; unrefined:
Carnal; sensual.
Dense; profuse.
Broad; general: the gross outlines of a plan.
Ey.. not the most flattering thing ever.. haha but we know it's not true, so to all u lame mother fuckers who didn't read that Melissa is a Sex Machine Bee Fucking Offensive girl.. alright now that we got that down lol.. I wanted to say that we have gr8 writers namely (Socrates, Plato, Aristotle) are they jews? nah.. so we gotta add some jew represent up there.. I NOMINATE MELISSA for her wise words of inspiration.. ahha right?
rageoftheaxe: screw them fuckers
rageoftheaxe: INKABUS ( subucni)
rageoftheaxe: ha haa!
rageoftheaxe: i like nip rings
rageoftheaxe: 8-)
Not only is Melissa a well talented girl, she can rap, so she'll be very social among all the minorities of peoples... here's an example of her gr8 writings.. (will be posted soon-- due to technical difficulties >.<)
We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
bret parham 112: who is this
bret parham 112: >:o
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
Free2grind360: lol
HockeyBabe4Ya: will u sir???
Free2grind360: im undecided
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
WeEd4TrAvIs: no i have to give my vote to ashley wolf
HockeyBabe4Ya: THAT'S ME N****
HockeyBabe4Ya: WILL U VOTE FOR HER
WeEd4TrAvIs: y
WeEd4TrAvIs: i wanna vote 4 u
WeEd4TrAvIs: chink
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
trashmaster7000: who the fuck are you
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
vikingleprachaun signed off at 7:49:29 PM.
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
crzybiatch4lyf16: uhh...
crzybiatch4lyf16: confused
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
jdskafye438: umm what the?
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
x1xgemenix1x signed off at 7:49:27 PM.
x1xgemenix1x: Y should I?
x1xgemenix1x: what will she do for me?
HockeyBabe4Ya: she will keep the streets free of crime and illegal jew killling spress
HockeyBabe4Ya: sprees**
x1xgemenix1x: I dont care for that
HockeyBabe4Ya: oh she'll suck ur dick for 5 dolla
x1xgemenix1x: 5 DOLLA'!!!
x1xgemenix1x: LoL
x1xgemenix1x: no
x1xgemenix1x: i dont need her
x1xgemenix1x: i can do it myself
x1xgemenix1x: LoL
x1xgemenix1x: jk
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
kamikazi pyro: no
kamikazi pyro: i already back a jew
HockeyBabe4Ya: who?
kamikazi pyro: matt
kamikazi pyro: matt margolis
HockeyBabe4Ya: no just say yes
HockeyBabe4Ya: or I cut off ur balls
kamikazi pyro: NO
kamikazi pyro: i am loyal to matt
kamikazi pyro: and only matt
HockeyBabe4Ya: do it or die
kamikazi pyro: never
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
HellBlazer202: ummm sure
HockeyBabe4Ya: We're having an election for top jew.. will u support your jewish citizens and vote yes on Melissa Gross?
BrokenWingz223: no
HockeyBabe4Ya: why
BrokenWingz223: who is this
HockeyBabe4Ya: i'll slice off ur balls if u don't say yes
BrokenWingz223: im gonna oven bake your fuckin race
Melissa also has strong words on Violence briefly tell us Melissa what do you think bout Violence... rageoftheaxe: n o violence rageoftheaxe: i dont want these fuckers to think im wekk..slicing balls
After considering the above I'm sure you've come to the conclusion Melissa Gross your future leader of America :) ..
My Ode To Jews
(picture this playing to the star-spangled banner)
Without Jews what would this world be,
With out Jews we probably couldn't see..
They brought over beautiful words,
And taught us a thing or two ;) about the bees and the birds..
:) Thank You.. and now for our Yiddish Lesson of the day..
Schnookum - sweetie (term of endearment) <-- didn't know that was Jewish did you ya putz
Ferschnoshked - drunk hehe need I say more
Tuckus leker - ass kisser
And Melissa will be the only one who gets this.. but.. Trayf - Unkosher wat the hell.. :)
WELL I THINK I USED UP MY LIMIT OF WORDS FOR LIVEJOURNAL.. I'LL BE OFF NOW.. I LOVE YOU MELISSA!!!! :)
BROUGHT TO YOU BY: YOUR FRIENDLY JEW; UH-OH OREO..