CROTCH, CROTCH, CROTCH, VAGINA, VAGIIIINA!!
not me. i did NOT say that. that would be from the lovely Sam at work yesterday. she was a bit loopy. i asked "is there a muffin with that" and she just goes "NO...NO medium Vagina!!" just because she is losing her mind. 5 minutes later the above was said in a very demonic tone while i was trying to give someone their stuff through the drive-thru window, so i had to wait to stop laughing to do it. she was going nuts yesterday. then i got in trouble cuz i arranged the random little figures on the drive thru window in an innapropriate way. heh. at least i didnt do it in the view of customers. Frankenstein was doing a giraffe doggie style, a tyranasaurus was doing an orange fly up the ass, and the orange fly was doing Jimmy from Fairly Odd Parents up the ass. i thought it was funny. i really didnt get in trouble, my bosses just thought it was not in good taste. they laughed, they knew it was funny. Then today when me and Bill asked Sam if the reason why she really wanted a "crew outing" was so she could try and ger her "swerve on" with Rich. she said "no...." and then studdered a lot. it was sorta funny. I told her she had to get through me first, i tried to make it sound as unthreatening as i could. i think it worked. im not sure. oh well. i need to shower or something, i smell like coffee and my hands are dry from washing them so much, and the stupid powder shit on the inside of the gloves i have to wear while doing donuts make my hands smell like hospital cleanser....its nasty. so....yea....the exciting life of a dunkin donuts crew memeber.......the saga continues....*cue over exaggerated climatic music*...