i broke my finger,,,
it could just be sprained but either way it hurts like hell and limits the usage of my right hand. now, i know i use this finger a lot. for it's main purpose of flipping people off (which i can still do, it's the only thing that doesn't hurt.)... but i had no idea how much i used since every movement of my hand makes my finger angry and fire up with a rage of burning pain. in it's splintered glory... it's angry. how did i do this? the dumbest possible way you could think of... my mom gives me a cloth to wash off the wall where she couldn't reach. i couldn't reach either so i go to jump and i mashed, yes, mashed my hand inside a doorway (completely missing my target. yes. i am retarded). the crunch sound that it made was the most disgusting thing i've ever heard. and i jumped around in pain for about 5 mins while my mother laughed at me! then after the 5 mins realized i actually hurt myself and told me to get some ice. what a kind, concerned parent. typing with it is a bitch. maybe i'll post pictures of it.... it's so swollen... and purple. and fucking hurts like hell.. .but i have mentioned this already.
ow.
perhaps chopping it off would be less painful than the healing process...?
ow.
perhaps chopping it off would be less painful than the healing process...?