And you will all pay

[djmadadam]

Finally, the right way to be rage-free.

Comments

[ohkatespade]

Am I allowed to sue her if I get sunburn?

[ohkatespade]

This lady has opened herself up to a whole mess of lawsuits. Sunburn, heatstroke, skin cancer. Owning the sun is definitely not worth the insurance premiums one would have to carry!

[zhukora1]

Or premature aging from sunbathing too often! Or droughts! Or the annual California wildfires! What about all the ants zapped with sunlight and magnifying glasses? Sounds like animal cruelty to me! That sun of hers doesn't have the requisite warning labels on it like cigarettes and booze do. OBVIOUSLY that means it's her responsibility if people weren't aware of the risks!

[lysimachia]

Before I clicked the link I expected an Onion article.

[hellototheworld]

It took a while to convince me even after I clicked it...

[curiositymelon]

Be right back.

Laying claim to the Milky Way simply for the right to tell this woman that she needs to get her sun off my lawn.

[paksenarrion2]

LMAO-you win one internets of your choice for this comment.

[curiositymelon]

Awesome!

I hear that if I save up ten internets I can buy /b/ and turn it into my own private army.

[scarletbeauty]

I just...what?

[wholuvsya]

This is so amazing. People are so weird