How old will you be when marriage claims you for its own...?
Put an X in every box that applies to you.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calender
[] You own more than one credit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[] You vote every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[] You think politics are exciting
[] Your parents have better things to say than your friends
Total: 3
[x] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[x] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[x] You have never smoked a cigarette
[x] You have never gotten completely trashed
[] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You've watched talk shows
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] My parents trust me
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[x] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You pay attention at school/college
[x] You remember to feed your pets
Total: 10
[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[x] You work out on a regular basis
[x] You clean up your own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[ ]The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[] You can understand political jokes the first time it is said
[x] You can type quickly
total: 6
[x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[]Your only friends are from the place of your employment
[]You have been to a tupperware party
[]You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x]You have more bills than you can pay
[]Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it
total: 5
Married at 33
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this is me dying of laughter because my mother wants me married NOW with children and a rich husband.....
I suppose I should tell her that the all powerful Oracle of the Interwebz has demanded that I wait 10 years....