Oh how I wish I liked booze enough to be able to get drunk for this
The Devin's Advocate @ CHUD.com: Why Breaking Dawn Must Be Made Into a Movie
That ^^ and that alone is practically forcing me to read the rest of the Twilight series, just so I can see for myself whether or not even half of the shit mentioned in that article is true. It's reached a level of fucked-up craziness that I simply cannot believe exists without me seeing it for myself in an actual, mass-printed copy now (and it has to be printed, as opposed to an e-book or audiobook of any kind, so it'll be less likely to have been doctored by /b/, who are more than capable of coming up with something like that to troll the Twi-tards). God help whatever-may-be-left-of my soul and brain.