An unsent letter to that stupid Horde.

Dec 07, 2007 03:17


You're a bitch. If Alliance and Horde could communicate in any way besides emotes, you would certainly be hearing my wrath. I worked ALL DAMN DAY on that quest and when I finally got it cleared enough to go get what I was after, after facing multiple Felhunter spawns, aggroing mages, and running through no less than 8 soul shards WHICH ARE A BITCH TO GET, you killed me not once, but 3 times. It's called GANKING, which is also classified as GRIEFING and only stupid petty people gank. Not only that, you corpse camped, which is also a shame because you know you couldn't take me on with full armor and full health. And you waited until my Voidwalker was ALREADY in an attack. Are you too fucking poor of a player to actually fight me? You're a disgrace to Horde. And you're a disgrace to the great name of Chilly, the 70 Mage who is much more of a Horde than you'll ever be. And that's saying something.

Thanks to you, I threw my keyboard at the monitor. If it had broken, I'd be sending you the bill, you stupid cheating son of a bitch. Not to mention, any keys that come off THE CAT TAKES THEM! If you had any idea how to play the game, you'd have lost so hard. I'm glad you got your honor points taking on someone who was fucking MANA-ING UP!

Yeah, run into me when I'm at full mana and full health. I'll meet you at the hill, you dumb bitch. I have 70's with your name and description and they won't hesitate to one shot you back into your proper place. Take it and like it. And while you're at it, sit on it and rotate.

I'm totally going to fear your ass and cast all my dots until you're begging to not die.

I certainly hope you're proud of yourself.

Sincerely,

Barly, The Lock that has her whole fucking guild waiting on you.

P.S. Your stealth sucks. I can still see you when you're stealthed. Bet you didn't know that, thinking you're so fucking clever.

**Yes, I take this game seriously. And boy, am I pissed. I won't be able to work much more on this quest until FUCKING MONDAY.

***Stupid whored. lol I made a funny.
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